Wind

sarachall, I too apologise none of my comments is helping you with what must be an awful problem.

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wonder of he also bought a pare of sandals from the market and is a case of mistaken identity?

There is a chap suing a stallholder at the Birmingham Christmas Market for £200,000. He says a ham sandwich they sold him in 2017 made him ill and he hasn't stopped passing wind since

sarahchall I must apologìse for hijacking ýour thrèad with my performing sandals.
I did find peppermint cordial in warm water relieved my stomach problem after C sections and hysterectomy.
I havent yet found aa cure for my vocal sandals.

Don't apologise....we all do it.....even the Queen parps you know?

If you are already on medication this could account for the wind, so speak to either your GP or perhaps the Pharmacist. But most importantly, don't be embarrassed.

But my ochre sandal are from a reputable company that deal with comfort and style,they are more mustard than c**p coloured,the red pair I also have are very well behaved,and I could take them anywhere in polite company without so much as a squeak

Mine are metallic rose gold so I expected more elegant behaviour from them tbh. Ochre.....well, expectation might not have been so high. Lol

Hi downtowntoearth ,
Ochre - how appropriate !
Those green sandals were my favourite colour , but unwearable without making everyone look at me and laugh !
I felt such a numpty !

Esmay I wonder if it's the colour,vibrant in colour,vibrant in sound,mine are a lovely shade called ochre,I have a black pair exactly the same,no sound accessories at all

I had a beautiful pair of green sandals - everytime I wore them it was so embarrassing .
I threw them out !
There's lots of anti flatulence remedies that can be bought over the counter,but if you are on BAM it's best to consult your GP first IF you can actually get an appointment .

Ask the pharmacist to help you !

EX Dance, I also have BAM, so know what you mean. I hadn't heard of taking the gripe water to help with this --- so off to buy some later

I too have beautiful new sandals that make the very best farty noises every single step I take. Would be proud if I could do that every step. If I see anyone coming near I stop walking until they are away. I sometimes laugh out loud to myself honestly they are something else.

I'd suggest anyone with a real wind problem buys a pair of farty sandals and you can then blame the sandals.

Its not my bum making those noises,it a pair of sandals I own that make fart noises as the air gets trapped between foot and insole.
I entered a crowded silent lift a few days ago,I felt duty bound to explain it wasnt me,luckily everyone saw the funny side of my farty sandals.

midgey. I'm so self conscious on the thankfully rare occasions it happens, I'll even say pardon or excuse me if I'm on my own!!!

Oh my word….I am almost ‘wind assisted’ some days! You just have to brazen it out. But I agree it’s a nightmare.

Not at all.
I have a condition called BAM and the medication I take gives me mega episodes of wind. One of the best things to take, for me, to control it is Woodwards Baby Gripe Water.
But when I let rip a seriously loud one, I put my hand on my bottom and say "Please excuse my bum". Its no use trying to hide those.
Otherwise I ignore them and carry on as if nothing's amiss.