Thank you all for your support, it means a lot to me. I don't like telling anyone as I fear response will be 'unclean, unclean' (though hygiene has nothing to do with it). I'm tempted to paint a cross on the front door, such is the stigma.
The toilet seat is now always put down after use, with a weight on it - this will become a future everyday occurrence, although the dread of lifting the toilet lid remains day and night.
All food - even crumbs are being whisked away routinely. The pest control traps have been down three days, and nothing caught as yet.
Churchill to be axed from British banknotes in the name of diversity.
