I've never known anyone to be banned from a burial but I have known fights over who takes precedence when it was all done in taxis. Handbags at the draw it was like" Gunfight at the OK Corral,"
I have never been so embarrassed for a group of middle-aged women who all pushed to the front at the breakfast afterwards as well. I was young and innocent at the time.
How do you acknowledge Easter.
Painting Warhammer miniatures dwarfs/Elf's etc. Old World