What not to wear...

Those shoes are gross, they look like something a spiv from the 40s would wear.

Oh, don't you just wish some of those plump young women would give a thought to what they look like from behind? I can imagine it all looks OK in the mirror, front view, but rear view.....

I saw the ultimate what not to wear yesterday - a very plump young woman in a short top with see-through black leggings, under which you could see her bright red pants wobbling their way down the road - it was not a pretty sight!

I think I can imagine jing in them
Since we don't know what she looks like, we are free to imagine!

johanna!

Those shoes!!!!!!!!!
Fabulous.
For a gay man, although even he would have to be fairly young...........

You're not confused now,are you?

I no! I don't suppose they are ugly Anagram! We won't go that far! It's just the shoes.

Who are?

This is all very confusing!

Agree, wotsup. They are truly ugly.

They wouldn't ever read this, would they?

Would they?

Ah! She's supposed to have the dog's lead in her hand! That's why it looks odd. They've shuffled them up together!

I think those shoes could rub you.

I don't know why I hmm'd that! Poodles are fine!

The 'stick' ladies have got some sort of poodle-ish dog.

What, the shoes?

If I were tall and willowy with good ankles I would wear these shoes with a linen trouser suit - I have always liked "men's" shoes, but with my stumpy little legs - no chance.
I do think we should be nicer about them however as they seem to have a golden labrador.

The brown and white shoes are co-responents' shoes.

Anagram how much!!!!

Ha ha! They look like brothel-creepers!
(and 175 quid??)

Have just seen the shoes they like*wotsup*, they are truly horrible, I don't think I will take these ladies too seriously.

I'm a big failure! Love wrap dresses, wear trainers sometimes, love heels, but do wear flats, and have two skirts and two dresses with flowers on them. OOps, I forgot , have 1 pleated skirt,knee length. I do think gypsy skirts and anything too beige should be added to the list. However I'm a believer in wearing what you like and relying on very good friends and family to tell you, kindly, which are the worst offenders, the things they'd rather you didn't go out in

Oh look. They don't trainers, but they like these! scroll down for the ^really^ awful ones

Polo shirts are alright if they are fitted in a bit. The straight up and down ones make me look even wider a bit wide.

I am off to look after my 18 month old GS tomorrow and I plan to take him to the park so I will be wearing trainers, a polo shirt and jogging bottoms so I will not be getting any awards for fashion sense but I will be comfortable