What not to wear...

OK rosesarered, I surrender. I will go out and find a burkha tomorrow.

So,what age do we start to wear old age clothes.There are clothes I would not wear that are too young,and there are more clothes I would not wear that are too old.I am 65 I like pretty colourful clothes,I neither wear too short or too long.Slim I am not,colour makes me happy.

Shudder! All vest tops worn alone by large women should be banned.If covered by roomy shirt top, then that's fine.Ghastly feet shouldn't be on show either, or horny toenails and rough skin heels.No rolls of fat should show. No knees either.No wrinkled cleavage.It's all obvious stuff isn't it?

Jaxie I do I agree - nothing so becomes a woman as a properly supportive bra. Cant stand seeing a large wobbly mass hovering down by the waistline.

Ladies with large bosoms that have dropped with age should not go about in public in tops with shoestring straps - especially if they have bingo wings - there's no dignity in it; ageing flesh is unattractive; my son would say, "Put it away Mrs."

Being on the short side and no doubt in the next ten years will start growing smaller like my mother of 85 who used to be my height but is now 6" smaller, I have learned that if you wear the same pattern or colour full length instead of separates it helps you look less Round and more Tall (well sort of !) So i thought I would wear more frocks - especially as i can sew those . But the thing that bugs me is not being able to find comfy tights- GRrrrrrr ! when I was a size 10 I couldn`t see why other women moaned about how uncomfy tights are and preferred to wear trousers, but now i understand ! I suppose i ought to write a letter to Marks and Sparks asking them if they have considered that the sales of their pretty frocks would go up if they also sold comfy tights to fit ladies who are not 24" (haha) round the middle. I still have the same length legs but not the waist , have been buying large size tights and folding the excess length under my feet ! how daft is that ?! And I am usually size 12 or 14 or even 16 depending which shop ( don`t care about the number , just the fit )

No, that's Der - der! Der - der! nina

(think you're right, phoenix)

That sounds like 'Jaws' to me phoenix

Cue that music that I can never remember which programme it's from, you know, it goes doo doo do doo..........

The Twilight Zone?

Hmmm, puffs pipe and dons deerstalker (even though it is just soooo last year!

Has anyone else noticed the OP was exactly two years ago ?
28th March 2011

Wonder Why?

Isn't it just, Nonu? So many dormant threads surfacing at the moment.

Gosh this is a rave from the grave !!

puff sleeves are such a nono.

My daughter and I have two mantras: just because they make it in your size it doesn't mean you can wear it and never wear anything the same colour as your forehead.
I'm afraid I do wear jeggings but ALWAYS with a top that covers my bottom

Or typing on an i-pad? #buggerstheyare

"Bubbed"? or "*boobed"*?? Too much ?

Enough already , i have said OMG , Ana !

As I knew once again i had bubbed .

Nonu - what is it with you and Anna? Are you perhaps 'special friends'?

OMG <<< ANA

You are very charitable Anna ! x

It's clever what they can do.

Yes. scroll down for the original picture

I'll leave it there, I think.