The Slap - absolute bilge!
Every non-relevant detail described at length, characters I hated/didn't care about and it infuriated me that critics and reviewers made me part with my money.
It was so tediously verbose that I decided he (yes, a male author) was paid by the word. I can just imagine the publisher phoning him - " Yes, pretty boring so far, well done, but we've got another 50 acres of trees to use up. Can you pad it out even more with puerile observations extended beyond credibility? And how about a few more really stupid people whose thoughts, habits, clothes, scars and inadequacies you could describe in microscopic detail to really bore the intelligent reader to screaming point. You can? Brilliant!"
I battled as far as p40 ish then took it to the charity shop. Have calmed down now!