My daughter.........

She will have a good floor though jingle she will reap the benefits

Had a text from DD saying she knows how a chicken feels when it lays an egg!

She must have gone straight to the largest size!

lol lol lol.ohh lol......bikergran "rofl" I just clench my tank lol..lol..

Showed my DD the gift to gauge her reaction and she was

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So jangle not quite sure what to advise.

gracesmum What a cute idea! for your witty sense of humour...made me giggle loudly!

Maybe the Marigolds could solve supernana's gift quandary too? (Keep up!)

bagitha only the best is good enough for you

Well, I may be strange (don't youse dare! !). I love my washing up bowl. It is rather a posch one, made of rubber not plastic.

just noticed my spelling of posh. I think I'll leave it!

glamma...an awful lot of GN's appear to be peeing their pants...me included!

JessM ...well, what do I say All looks a wee bit like an instrument of torture...what with weights an' all. I had to laugh...and realised that I may need to invest in the contraption. Maybe too late for the likes of me. Feel sure it would get stuck and I wouldn't be able to sit down thereafter!!! OR keep dropping down and clonking on the floor
jingle what to give a man who leaks a little when he sneezes/laughs/jumps up and down on the spot
syberia I'd have given Mr S a pair of Marigolds and left him with Xmas dishes

JessM that's made me laugh all over again.

JessM what was that person thinking????????

Another strange Christmas present crossed my bows when DGD was still in the womb. Some of her friends and relatives so excited about this first grandchild they bought presents for her. Me, I think you have to make it through the birth canal before you get presents [shrug]. So a few soft toys etc turned up, but one friend of her mums sent her a pink bikini. I don't think it was only me that thought buying a bikini for a foetus was a tad strange...

gracesmum and I could start that off by telling you that my one and only gift from dear husband one year was a washing up bowl!! I DID speak to him again, but not for a long time!!

Lovely idea but agree better not to give as a Christmas present

I just knew, when I looked this morning, that this thread was going to last until bedtime. Now I am going to keep sniggering while I am supposed to be going to sleep.
jingl you don't half know how to make us laugh

What a lovely way to end the day, laughing so much I'm crying! Must calm down before bed.... Night all xx

Sorry jingl I was just giving your post the full attention it deserved - and you so kindly provided the link .........sleep tight ......whoops.....no pun intended........ goodnight.........

Goodnight jingl,you are so funny.Dare we ask what little Christmas surprises you have for the men in your family!

Well, it's certainly not my fault, jogging! [sniff]

I wonder who STARTED lowering the tone?!! (product description indeed!)

I've just come home from watching a very funny film................but this thread is definitely funnier.............oh ladies

Well, so long as she doesn't tell you where to put your present.....

Am I the only innocent little flower on this website?!!!

jingle I am rolling on the floor after reading this thread, only you could buy something like this.

You have been very thoughtful in your choice of gift!!!

It all depends on the relationship you have with your DD but not on Christmas Day, but you could also wrap some Tena Ladies for use before it has done its job, then she wont be confused as to the reason for purchased them.