virtual tea party.

Hunt sshhhhhhh! they might hear us! Your sandwiches look divine - we'd better eat up - it look like her madge is on the prowl, so we might need to leg it!

Could we be done for treason? I'm getting a bit nervous!

It's not unusual for us to be kicked out asked to leave. For goodness sake grans take your feet off the furniture, you are leaving scuff marks on the antique chairs. Here try the mannuka honey on your crumpets, no it's not a good time to have a sing song...what would Lizzie think? Was that her in the headscarf, oh dear!!!

Just spotted that there has been a Visitor if she comes back we must ask her to join us.

But what is or are boiling boonie.not on google search

Jeni boiling broonie is fab - don't make it if you want to lose weight.

Here's the link to the recipe:

www.gransnet.com/forums/chat/1190281-Boiling-broonie-Pleas-do-not-post-on-this-thread/AllOnOnePage#m24788994

Yummy, I adore cucumber sandwiches!

Let's brave it out, girls! We are the marchers, don't forget. How about we call their bluff and invite Lizzie to join us for tea? Hands up if you think we should!

yes ...she's 'GrannyE' ...we can do this ...GNetters can do anything!

Perhaps she's gamma?

Interesting press headlines tomorrow!

That should be glamma.

Or maybe she is HRHGran, or even QueenGran. Most probably nothappyGran because some Gransnetters have left crumbs all over her shabby antique carpets.

Yes, you just sit right there and don't start bossing anyone around, Liz. We're mainly republicans in here so we won't have any of that nonsense. Now we've set the ground rules, have a lovely cup of tea and some of these nice sandwiches. Broke in? Us? Noooooo! No, we were let in by that nice equerry out there. He mistook us for your guests and we didn't like to argue. Noo, I'm not blushing - it's the heat from that lovely fire.........

Off with her head if she gives us any trouble!

I think we should leg it a bit sharpish..... I can see a real crabby old git gentleman running coming down the corridor ooooooh! SIR....

I'm a bit late, but I have Wedgwood teaset, sugar lumps and tongs and a slop bowl. Cucumber sandwiches would be lovely, I have Yunnan brewing in the china pot and some homemade raspberry jelly for the scones.
DH is making some Chelsea buns, they will be ready soon.

Surely H M Gran not HRH?

By the way, what has carol been making the tea with? Smells more like gin than water!

Faye, it'll be off with your head if you don't button it right now!

I think Queenie would love to join us, feet up with a crumpet and slice of boiling broonie and one of carol's sarnies.

No doubt carol's dog will hoover up all crumbs.............and queenie's, too.

Do you think I could teleport the Chelsea buns - I can't get out of the drive?

I am so sorry to be late, the traffic on the A140 from Suffolk was dreadful. I was just sneaking in and this delightful couple started to explain the history of the house.....so I offered them a chocolate muffin each and they disappeared off to have tea in the drawing room. I bribed the surprised footman with a muffin too. Tea and crumpets - lovely!

What are you feeding that corgi on, Carol?

I did put in a little splash of whatever was in that tantallus over there. You can't tell what it is when it's not in the bottle. Tasted ok to me.