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Anyone else suffer from this? There really should be a support group.

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Anne58 Sun 26-Feb-12 16:01:03

I feel that it's time to come out of the closet about this, but perhaps it might be more accurate to say "come out of the cupboard".

For years I have suffered from an affliction that whilst it is in no way life threatening, can cause distress, confusion and create more washing up.

I refer to "Philpott Syndrome". I feel that there may be many sufferers among us, but we go (as yet) unrecognised and undiagnosed.

The principal symptom is the complete inability to identify the amount of a substance be it liquid or solid, and recognise the size of the container into which it will fit.

How many times have you considered a quantity of cooked mince and onions, destined to become a shepherds pie, and dithered over the selection of a suitably sized pyrex dish to accomodate it, plus the correct proportion of mash?

Have you, too, poured soup or sauce into a tub, ready to go into the freezer, only to find it either overflows the container, or that you have a left over amount that is of of no practical use?

Or even, perhaps, looked at that last bit of wine in the bottle and wrongly thought that it would fit in your glass, only to find yourself reaching for the kitchen roll?

If you can answer "yes" to any of the above, chances are that you too are a sufferer.

Unfortunately there is currently no help available, but by standing together,shoulder to shoulder (allowing of course for the possible lack of judgement over shoulder distance) we can raise awareness of this condition.

Thank you for reading.

gracesmum Sun 26-Feb-12 23:48:32

You need a bigger glass (or two) grin

glassortwo Sun 26-Feb-12 21:36:08

Ahhh thats just answered a long ongong problem I have..... I just couldnt understand how a bottle of wine would not go into my glass in one go.

jeni Sun 26-Feb-12 21:23:44

Go for itgrin

gracesmum Sun 26-Feb-12 21:20:34

You mean it takes practice? I'm up for the challenge.

em Sun 26-Feb-12 21:18:10

Gracesmum you must not mock the afflicted! Have you read this thread - the traumas, the self-doubt and the offers of solidarity? Stop and consider - you too may be a victim of this syndrome! Perhaps you'd like to try to tackle pouring a glass of wine. It isn't as easy as it looks to get it right.

gracesmum Sun 26-Feb-12 21:14:42

What are you girls on? Whatever it is - can I have some please?

jeni Sun 26-Feb-12 21:02:03

Well done !!!!!!!!

em Sun 26-Feb-12 20:49:04

I did it! One glass of red wine - beautifully poured to within a centimetre of the rim - no spillage and no need for dainty slurping! (Paris goblet type of glass -precisely one unit)

Anne58 Sun 26-Feb-12 20:02:54

grin

jeni Sun 26-Feb-12 19:52:31

As in a policemans lot is not a nappy one. Nappy one!

Anne58 Sun 26-Feb-12 19:45:17

nanachrissy yes, you are right, Philpants syndrome is indeed related to Philpots.

However, I'm not entirely sure that you actuallly meant to refer to (and I quote) a "nappy situation" ???

bagitha Sun 26-Feb-12 19:42:37

chrissy grin

phoenix, dedicated band, perhaps?

nanachrissy Sun 26-Feb-12 19:35:26

I think I may have a related condition, (Philpants syndrome) in that I always think I can get in a size 14, but usually overflow blush into a size 16.

This is not in any way a nappy situation shock

Jacey Sun 26-Feb-12 19:28:20

grin ...I only have a minor attack of this syndrome ...to do with finishing off the bottle!! hmm

Anne58 Sun 26-Feb-12 18:43:14

jeni what????

jeni Sun 26-Feb-12 18:35:29

I gather there is a dedicated and of advisers available, if you feel you are bad enough to need their services.

kittylester Sun 26-Feb-12 18:34:14

em you'll feel better if you admit it to yourself - we all do.

Anne58 Sun 26-Feb-12 18:25:53

em, whenever you are ready to come out of the cupboard, rest assured that we will be here for you.

We recognise that it can be a hard journey along the road to recovery, (if, ideed that is possible, given the appalling underfunding under the current government, or any previous governments, come to that) but that first step, that initial admission that you do indeed have a problem, is something that only you can take.

em Sun 26-Feb-12 18:07:54

Oh no! Now I'm worried again. It was the comment about the dainty slurping of the wine glass that got me. I always thought when that happened that I'd filled the glass to precisely the right level for drinking - just not for carrying. I'm beginning to think I really may be one of you. Not that I am afraid to admit it and I am not in any way being discriminatory - but am not yet quite ready to stand up and make a full confession. However if I do pluck up courage and admit it to myself, then I know that I have a supportive sisterhood of fellow sufferers.

jeni Sun 26-Feb-12 17:59:24

Me too!

GoldenGran Sun 26-Feb-12 17:52:48

My goodness, I have it too! Many's a time I have had soup trickle over the top of the jug and down onto my feet. I have sometimes had a whole series of pots out on the counter before I get the right one. Nice to know there a few of us out there, I'm not alone.grin

Anne58 Sun 26-Feb-12 17:36:26

Got it in one, kittylester ! wink

kittylester Sun 26-Feb-12 17:31:56

My name is kitty and I too have Philpotts Syndrome. I have the extreme version which includes the total inability to judge distance and linear sizes too! For example - judging how much foil is required to double wrap the lasagne dish, etc. There is a fairly rude joke about why women can't judge length but I won't go into that now. grin

Sewsilver - Philpott - fill pot! smile

Greatnan Sun 26-Feb-12 17:27:59

I have a cure for the wine problem - buy a box with a tap on. 5 litres for €18.

glammanana Sun 26-Feb-12 17:24:18

I'll stand in the middle shoulder to shoulder next to anyone with over flowing wine glasses then I can catch the overflow from either side hmm