How do I explain this one away?

nannym that is priceless !!!!

Sounds as if your only way out is to deny EVERYTHING! You could make a quiet remark about how vivid the imaginations of children can be.

I'm a bit ignorant - what is a Rampant Rabbit? why does it need batteries.

Google it

That is so funny!

Oh dear!!! I remember finding what I thought were 'Spangles' in my mother's bedside cabinet drawer when I was small. I was about to eat one when my mother raced over and snatched it out of my hand, yelling, "That's Mummy's!" It was a contraceptive pessary! I was quite put out that she didn't want to share her Spangles with me.....

Priceless. Reminds me of when a friend's son proudly presented his teacher with cigars for Christmas. I have never been able to look at a wrapped tampax in the same way since

When all probation officers were issued with supplies of condoms to give out to offenders during the growing concerns about HIV/AIDS, I had rather a lot in my briefcase. I got a phone call from the school to say my son had all these condoms and there was a thriving SwapShop going on in the playground. He came home with a swiss army knife and lots of football cards. I don't know what they thought they were going to do with the condoms - it was primary school! I had to explain to the head teacher, who was highly amused - more annoyed that some child had a penknife in school!
My son said he always went looking in my briefcase because he knew I kept pens and mints in there.

My brother and I found condoms in the parents bedside cabinet. We had great fun filling them with water and dropping them on the heads of patients attending the surgery (it was part of the house)
One of the patients told my father who came running up the stairs to spoil the fun. I have never seen him do angry?

nannym So funny .
Aren't children little darlings even if they do let you down some times.

P/S Get rechargeable batteries next time and then you won't have to leave it out to remind you thats what I do

Some years ago when DD brought her boyfriend home for the first time, we were all sitting there making polite conversation when the dog ran in holding a used sanitary pad (mine) in her mouth and dropped it at boyfriend's feet.

Annika thanks for the tip! All the family are coming for lunch tomorrow and I have the feeling I will be on pins waiting for some remark!

nannym I would love to be a fly on a wall in your house on that day

Petallus I would have wanted the ground to open up and swallow me!!

Good luck tomorrow nanny. You could always face the fear head on and leave it recharging in the kitchen! No??

And anyway, why should you be any more, or less, embarrassed than your daughter? Perhaps you'd better warn her, so she can nip any innocent 'bunny' comments in the bud!

Oh dear put the icing on my afternoon!! Visions of you blushing guiltily every time you think about it tomorrow nannym never mind, we are with you in spirit. The rrs are such attractive objects too aren't they (not)

dorsetpennt I had to google it too ...obviously some of us live such innocent lives ...and they come in a range of colours!!

I wonder if GNHQ will offer samples ...like they did with astroglides

Ooh, yes, I hope so!

That would be good wouldn't it? Can you see the news headlines on that one

I think we need to ask for a discrete handbag sized one that looks completely respectable when it falls out of said handbag in church. 'Oh i have dropped my perfume spray/ lipstick/ cigarette lighter.
I seem to remember someone reminiscing on this site about one that looked like a nice bath duck.
Any other ideas?

Ahem..somehow I don't see one the size of a lipstick doing much of a job!

If it had a really good design it might... But it depends on how you wish to deploy.

I stand corrected. I haven't had much experience of these things - that's why I was hoping for the free sample!

lol lol..ohhhhhh I have just popped in and found this thread hilarious!! lol.........