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What Makes You Feel Your Age?

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Notsogrand Fri 23-Mar-12 20:55:32

I put all my shopping onto the conveyor belt in Tesco this morning and then waited my turn to be served. Amongst all the fruit & veg and tins & packets on the belt I noticed the Polygrip, Tena Lady & Rennies. They'd congregated together in a little group, as if to keep each other company.
There may just as well have been a big, cardboard arrow pointing at me from the ceiling stating This woman has false teeth, damp gussets and she burps

So I ruckled everything around a bit to separate the offending items and added a packet of trendy chewing gum so my shopping looked a bit more 'cool'.

Annobel Fri 23-Mar-12 20:57:26

Notso grin

Carol Fri 23-Mar-12 21:08:21

It's all the stuff I pick up in the pharmacy section on my way round the supermarket, and the top shelf in my kitchen cupboard that has medications for every ailment. I used to laugh about the amount of stuff that would be in my mum's house, but I've probably got more than her. And when I take my washing out of the drum, there's always a crepe bandage in there, as I am forever binding my poorly knee up.

Fortunately, all my friends say the same thing, so I am not alone.

nelliedeane Fri 23-Mar-12 21:13:54

notso.....loud belly laugh..at least you burp and dont fart.

Anne58 Fri 23-Mar-12 21:16:13

Notso that did make me smile!

What makes me feel my age, or perhaps to be more accurate, recognise my age? 1 word answer, mirrors I hate the bastards.

Notsogrand Fri 23-Mar-12 21:18:30

I sometimes do nellie blush......I blame all the veg I'm eating on the Gransnet diet. I'm ladylike about it though. smile

Notsogrand Fri 23-Mar-12 21:20:41

Me too phoenix! Hate them!
Especially the bloody magnifying one I have to use to find the whiskers on my chin!

jeni Fri 23-Mar-12 21:26:38

NO! I am ageing gracefully I think? Hope?

Anne58 Fri 23-Mar-12 21:27:35

I am now at x10 mirror for that, (use a x3 for putting make up on) have given up on trying to do my own eyebrows, pay to have them waxed instead.

glassortwo Fri 23-Mar-12 21:38:00

Where would we be without a x10 mirror grin

The age spots on my hands shock

glassortwo Fri 23-Mar-12 21:38:50

Oh and forgot the worst the facial hair shock shock

jeni Fri 23-Mar-12 21:41:58

YES that is the worst!

shysal Fri 23-Mar-12 21:43:31

Having to use my hands to lift a leg over a stile when out walking. It takes forever for a group of us to climb over.

nelliedeane Fri 23-Mar-12 21:43:37

grey hair downstairs xx

jeni Fri 23-Mar-12 21:50:52

NO WAY could I get over a stile! I just wish I could!
Even putting on a pair of tights is an acrobatic feat!

Annobel Fri 23-Mar-12 22:03:01

The urge to drop off half way through the afternoon.

Anagram Fri 23-Mar-12 22:03:59

Facial hair - and...nose hairs! shock

nelliedeane Fri 23-Mar-12 22:11:24

taking my shorts off to go topless sunbathing,plasters on the backs of my heels where my bum rubs..and the way I walk oh.. and the mirror just about everything really..lol grin

glammanana Fri 23-Mar-12 22:49:14

When DGS5 asks "did they have such and such in olden times nana"

nanachrissy Sat 24-Mar-12 08:35:09

Oh Nellie grin wetting myself when you make me laugh!!

Also that dumpy old woman who follows me in shop windows!

petallus Sat 24-Mar-12 09:16:34

My grandma used to fart uncontrollably when she got old, which made us all giggle like mad, then my father did when he got old. The other day I did the same in front of my adult grandson who tactfully said nothing. Then there's age spots on the hands, flat warts growing here and there, hairs on the chin which I often leave for ages because i don't notice, and those little pleated lines going down my top lip. And that's not to mention the polymyalgia rheumatica and a recently developed dicky hip!

petallus Sat 24-Mar-12 09:17:15

Oh, and flapping at the check-outs in supermarkets and chatting too much to strangers.

wotsamashedupjingl Sat 24-Mar-12 09:24:31

Oh yes - chatting to strangers. When I was talking to the plumber yesterday, I suddenly thought "You are going on like an old granny!" shock

Yes! I know! I am an old granny! (well, not that old!) grin

Gally Sat 24-Mar-12 09:40:25

gringringrin
I woke up this morning feeling very low, as you do, but reading all these posts has made me LOL and I feel so much better. Thank you ladies

Hunt Sat 24-Mar-12 09:48:12

trying to climb stairs makes me feel really old. Just had a new stair lift installed-magic for carting things up and down stairs.dgc can't wait to try it, they think it's really cool.