I put all my shopping onto the conveyor belt in Tesco this morning and then waited my turn to be served. Amongst all the fruit & veg and tins & packets on the belt I noticed the Polygrip, Tena Lady & Rennies. They'd congregated together in a little group, as if to keep each other company.
There may just as well have been a big, cardboard arrow pointing at me from the ceiling stating This woman has false teeth, damp gussets and she burps
So I ruckled everything around a bit to separate the offending items and added a packet of trendy chewing gum so my shopping looked a bit more 'cool'.
WORD PAIRS -APRIL 2026 (Old thread full )

......I blame all the veg I'm eating on the Gransnet diet. I'm ladylike about it though. 

