Virtual Easter Lunch for Solos

Absolutely not the done thing greatnan

I'm not having the coffee - it is like treacle! I will finish as I began - with another glass of Lanson. We mustn't be sick in the back of the limo though.

A little, jeni?

It is a little sqiffy making it isn't it?

You expect me to count when I've od'ed on that gravy?

I counted 5!

Now feeling a bit sleepy - it must be all that gravy... and the four slices of baklava...!

It's an old family recipe. Works as an excellent antidepressant, better than Prozac any day. Unfortunately non prescibable!

I could have your kind of gravy with anything, jeni.

Yes, Balaclava and Brandy for me, too, now I've finally made it here....
I love those foreign puds!

annobel I thought you didn't like gravy in prosecco?

Well, I'm coffee-intolerant so I will settle for a glass of brandy.

Baklava's good with snobby coffee too.

Oooh yes (pats tummy). That was the perfect end to a perfect lunch. Any gravy left?

I have to leave room for my very favourite Greek dessert. Baklava! Yummy!

You are not a solo! You have a mr bags!
But wellcome anyway.
I must say these mezzo are lovely and I like the bubbly with my gravy. Yesi will have another Thankyou?

No-one invited me. I gatecrashed!

Who invited bags? Slobs? What? Us?

I keep reading this thread title as Virtual Easter Lunch for Slobs!!!!!!!!

SORREEEE!

[Runs to snob thread] (having discovered coffee snobbery)

You should live in the Alps - I am told it is snowing again!

Nor me,are you sure Dmitri is gay? Perhaps I could stay and cook his dolma des?

I don't want to go home to the wind and rain!

Oh I love the sun!

Hmm looks like a tattoo to me!

Oo-er!