Olympic Games: What is your ideal opening ceremony?

nellie Yet again, you have made me laugh out loud. 'Furniture' indeed!

Haha have just come off the knicker thread after posting that I have gone commando am fed up with ferreting around hoiking them up,it's almost as bad as a man with his hand in his trousers rearranging his furniture..
annobel

thanks nellie

Watchit! This is an Olympic opening ceremony, not a porn show....or is it?

It's too cold Nellie!

Hasn't she seen the knicker thread?

Why is Nellie going commando?

Yes nanaej I am not a greedy Nellie I will share with you....but bags I first pick

if you are having commandos can I have some firefighters too??

Am now controlled .....

nellie! Control yourself.....

Oooohhhh did someone say commandos.....swoon emoticon..

Something that costs a bit less than £23 million would be good.

Start with empty arena. Get Duke of Cambridge to helicopter in commandos to run around holding coloured smoke flares. As smoke clears, talbleau is revealed of Britain old and new (details as required)

Morris dancers, Welsh choir singing Cwm Rhondda, Irish dancers, finale of pipe band to march everyone out (suggestions for tunes?).

Aaaaargh. I got it wrong. Macca is closing the opening ceremony. (:P

Got recorders! Will that do?

Can't run to a pipe and grandmanorm but we did have a good one man band for the GN birthday party can you play a tunexx

A pipe band, it always makes me feel emotional, especially when abroad. Okay, I know lots of you wont like that, but I do!!!!!

I will sort through my repertoire,where's my buddy soop

soop and nellie!

Lambeth Walk? A good old knees up?

Should be opened by Chas & Dave doing trad London songs..cor blimey!!