How to catch a wild salmon

Does it have to be a grizzly bear? Couldn't it be a brown bear?

Caper berries are even nicer than capers with smoked salmon.

YESS! nanaej's got the right idea!

The salmon is in the net but you might get the bear to hold the net for you if you are lucky

nanaej is that the salmon or the bear in the net?

if you just play it some gentle music it will calm down, not be so wild and then you can persuade it into a large net. Simples!

I prefer mine poached. Not grizzlies....

Oh jeni I love capers but I've not had them with s/salmon, must try that.

The salmon that is

Me! Serious! As IF....

Do they have them in Scotland? Grizzlies not salmon. I prefer mine smoked as well with capers!

And there was us thinking you were serious, Bags!

Well, there was talk of poaching salmon elsewhere and I thought hey grizzlies are good at poaching catching salmon if I could just find a tame one then what

and then what is see what GN comes up with

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(prefer it smoked anyway)

Could the grizzly manage a rod? If it had help tying the flies?

That's cruel! Almost as bad as roasting donald's rear?

Extract the grizzly's teeth first.

Wouldn't it be easier to go to the fishmonger?

You'd have to train it not to eat it. Rather you than me, Bags!

I'm sure we could come up with some solution to that little problem Anagram.

Why, Bags?

Wouldn't the bear eat it?