Songs with good tunes and annoying lyrics!

Judy gore ...it's my party and I'll cry if I want to...* greatnan*

nanaeg...do hope that Pete remains impervious to naughty nellie's charms, otherwise there could be a right royal Tulsa-type scandal brewing on GN.

That one must be after my time, Nellie!

I'd forgotten that one, nellie
What a birthday surprise indeed!

Nobody knows where my johnny has gone....at the very worst contraceptive failure.....but Judy left the same time....sabotage or two timing g*t

I can't hear the words of a song - perhaps I am lucky! I am a bit deaf, and so whilst I can hear people singing, can't distinguish the words, but some of the music is lovely, and on a different note, we have just been given a cd of American Musicals, I know all the words, because I remember most of them, (I could hear quite well once), and I have been dancing(?) round our little house to the strains of 'Dancing in the Dark' 'Putting on my top hat', 'You were never lovelier' Super old fashioned stuff.

feetlebaum The song about 'leetle girls" comes from the musical version of the Colette novel Gigi, a story about a girl being groomed by her grandmother and an older man to become a courtesan. It's definitely iffy, however charmant Maurice Chevalier was.

"Zank 'eavens for leetle girls?

Dodgy!"

Not really - he's happy that there are little girls who will grow up into women - there's nothing wrong with that - in fact it's a nice sentiment.

Chantilly lace
A pretty face
A pony tail, hanging down
A giggle when you talk etc.

Sung by the predatory sounding Big Bopper!
Creepy!

And what about

Zank 'eavens for leetle girls?

Dodgy!

What about cat ballou?

B*gger, now I will have 'Why, why, why.....' going round in my head all day'.

We're supposed to feel sorry for the poor dears. 'Forgive me Delilah, I just couldn't take any more'....Bless! Great karaoke song though.

It's interesting that the songs mentioned that feature macho attitudes towards women, such as Delilah, were popular and sold well. When the Dixie Chicks recorded their somewhat tongue-in-cheek song Earl's Gotta Die, there was outrage and some radio stations refused to play it. For those who never heard it, it was the story of a loyal woman who was distressed by Earl's treatment of her woman friend:

"He walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care."

The two women then decided that Earl's gotta die.

Is he still alive?

anagram me and Gene been an item ever since!

'I drove all night, crept in your room to make love to you, Is that alright?

Are you kidding? Have a shower first if you don't mind and then you can wait till I've had breakfast!

nanaej - were you that girl in the bar?

Don't think it describes that girl in the bar 24 hours from Tulsa!

Only 24 hours from Tulsa

Cruel

Once twice three times a lady

Does anybody know what that means?

All right! It was him, all him - she was not a floozie at all, I lied, yer honour...

Well yes, I suppose I would too anagram but he was the one who lost control! Fickle bastard!

all of a sudden I lost control as I held her charms
and I caressed her, kissed her
told her I'd die before I let her out of my arms

Yes, and if he could move he'd get his gun and put her in the ground.....

How about 'Son of a Preacher Man' (the vicar's boy came round for a fumble)

'Je t'aime, moin non plus'. (Serge and Jane like to get down and dirty in the recording studio with lots of technicians watching)

'Ruby' (bloke went off to Vietnam, came back in a wheelchair and now can't cut the mustard, so his missus is off on the pull)

OK, but looking at it from the point of view of the wife/girlfriend waiting at home, that's what I'd have called her!