Party

What happened to Alie?

Are there any broomstick services on the M4, Alie? You might be able to get a MacToad burger.

He's very good. He recharges my batteries as well

Oooooh jeni......(vulgar titter).......

How big is his Power Pack, jeni?

The batteries on my mobility scooters
What did you think I meant?

Gotta hitch up Mr Dyson. He needs to go to work tomorrow.

The fire's getting a bit low. Hope you don't mind but I've just chucked an effigy of Cherie Blair on it.

You sure it was just an effigy, merlot? There's a very iffy smell coming from that fire now.

Maybe she's been on the Amsterdam Mix as well.

I'm thinking that it's time for me to be leaving I've had enough to drink and can just about get my leg back over the stick for the ride home,ouch !! who put that gear stick there ??The wind is blowing in the right direction so may not take too long but who cares I'm all nice and warm after the heat from the camp fire, oh by the way is that the Fire Brigade I can here in the distance I can see some flashing lights,I'm off now it was not me Officer honest !! I shall leave all you lovely ladies to have your wicked way with the Firemen be gentle with them they have probably never met a bunch of GNers before.Thanks for the company girls night night. Now how do I set my Sat Nan so I don't end up in The Mersey again

The wicked witch has poisoned the apple, Alie has taken a bite we need a handsome Prince will one of the gnomes do!

Sat Nan? Is she a new member?

How about Prinnie Bonce Charlie?

Just had a liqueur mini-Magnun mmm.Anyone else like one?
Remember 1975 -the long hot summer .When it finally rained l danced naked in the garden.A bit cold for that tonight.
Off to bed g'night.

And me
Sleep 'tight? ' all.

I've nicked some Olympic torches if you need to find the way.

hi girls have I missed the party sorry I am late but I had an assignation....do you want to hear more.....

Hope the party went well, ladeez! I'll have a good read in the morning, and find out who had most fun! I expect there will be a few apologies due and a post-mortem to find out who went off with the Olympic torch and stuck it on Ebay

not guilty I was good and went home before the Fire Brigade arrived so i would not get into any trouble.I am now tucked up in my bed listening to the rain bouncing off the windows.Sleep tight everyone.

glamma

Well!
I know I shouldn't have eaten that apple. It was that Dopey who gave it me.
I know I was a bit pissed under the weather by then...
But I didn't think you'd all just go and leave me there!

I just remember fading out and lying down, don't even know where.
I woke up this morning with five dwarves with a collective hangover, and a friendly druid, who had kept the fire up thank goodness, and who was shaking me as a puzzled policeman came into the circle......

Well seeings you haven't asked [miffed face and nonchalantly filing nails] I won't tell you....

Nobody up yet? I'm not at all surprised! I'm miffed at you lot too.

Nellie, come and tell me all about it...........

Are you sitting comfortably Alie come a little closer it was those gnomes in my rhubarb patch that started it.
I was investigating the rustling I heard when I caught sight of a uniform and went to investigate,it was the RSPCA man on a follow up visit,we got chatting about Donald's welfare,he seems very satisfied that Donald is no longer a reprobate and has settled down in to gainful employment with his paper round,then the real reason for his visit became apparent,he wanted to partake of my tetley red bush again well how could I refuse,I did invite him to the party be was very reticent saying he didn't want to intrude our party,he said he had something small and furry I might be interested in as I was obviously a lover of small furry things. Marrion (his mother fancied John Wayne) led me out to his van and introduced me to his ferret called Raymond,he said he was anxious to find a mate for Raymond as he had been very lonely of late and had taken to very introspective behaviour and he feared he was depressed so I said that I would ask my friends for advice so any suggestions for Raymond....