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Nellie, the thing I think all ferrets suffer from is (whisper) - BO. Suggest a good deodorant? Any ferret would be depressed if all the females back off....

It was 4am when i was woken, but I did get back in the end - once I found my mobile, which was in one of the four dwarves' pockets.....managed to wake up my wizzard and he got me back.......via Tibet and then Wimbledon, but I got there.
The policeman arrested the three dwarves, but the druid vanished. I think his name began with M..........

Did the Druid have an RSPCA van any where with a depressed ferret in the back,are you suggesting it may have been Marrion....
do you think Lynx would be an appropriate body spray for a ferret...

Didn't see any van, no. No, what I thought was that the druid looked awfully like he could have been with King Arthur....but I won't say the name, even though he was friendly!

Don't you think a ferrret with Lynx on might have identity problems?

Aaahhh you mean the medieval Paul Daniels...
So glad it wasn't Marrion am developing a bit of a crush here..but don't tell the others..
Do you think. Whiffy ferrets could be that choosy,it would give him confidence..
"I may be small and furry but inside I am a lynx"

My neighbour's son has two ferrets. I think they're both girls but it's a long way from Norfolk to Cheshire, nellie. I fear Raymond my have to remain frustrated...

Still peeved at all the party people who left me.

annobel Marrion has an RSPCA van and is heavily into animal welfare (sigh..I love aman who is good with animals) ..he would willingly travel to secure Raymonds happiness....

Poor alie am just about to make bacon sarnies for a tribe of marauding teenagers shall I send you. Virtual sarnies,with one of my fresh eggs from my chickens and a swaffham sizzler sausage from our local butchers who carries the seal of approval from the queen

Oooh yes please..........can eat eggs on here! I can just about smell them now.

nellie - might smuggle him into the cage for a night. How surprised would neighbours be when baby ferrets arrived! How long is ferret gestation?

*alie and annobel Big hugs lolxxxxxx

Reciprocated, nellie ((((hugs))))

TTFN off to feed and amuse the masses and ferry about to chosen destinations. Xxxxlove you lotsxxx

I feel better. Still had the munchies, I think - still a bit that way from last night...
Thanks.
Tale of ferrets reminds me of when I took a ginger cat (in heat) to my sister's house in Bristol to meet her ginger tom - my lodger wanted some ginger kittens... he must have managed it in the night, though while we were there he was trying to mate with the wrong end of her....no practice, poor thing.
She had two ginger (female) kittens later!

I might forgive people.

I thought only males were ginger?

My ginger cats both had tortoiseshell sisters. But I think the odd female can be ginger.

Nellie...you are a minx.

How do minx get on with ferrets?

Ever seen anyone wearing a ferret coat?

annobel only a ferret.

Did anyone see that they are using one of our party sites - Glastonbury in the opening ceremony in the olympics? Hope we left it tidy -

Would we do otherwise?
Wasn't that the one where Donald had his dreadful accident?

Duncan actually yes and he is nearly fully recovered thank you for asking!!