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jeni Thu 21-Jun-12 18:42:55

Im getting old, decrepit and forgetful.
Have we ever had a party at Stonehenge
Or if we did was it one I was so pissed preoccupied at that I've forgotten?

AlieOxon Sat 23-Jun-12 09:32:26

Nellie, the thing I think all ferrets suffer from is (whisper) - BO. Suggest a good deodorant? Any ferret would be depressed if all the females back off....

It was 4am when i was woken, but I did get back in the end - once I found my mobile, which was in one of the four dwarves' pockets.....managed to wake up my wizzard and he got me back.......via Tibet and then Wimbledon, but I got there.
The policeman arrested the three dwarves, but the druid vanished. I think his name began with M..........

nelliedeane Sat 23-Jun-12 09:40:02

Did the Druid have an RSPCA van any where with a depressed ferret in the back,are you suggesting it may have been Marrion....
do you think Lynx would be an appropriate body spray for a ferret...

AlieOxon Sat 23-Jun-12 09:45:07

Didn't see any van, no. No, what I thought was that the druid looked awfully like he could have been with King Arthur....but I won't say the name, even though he was friendly!

Don't you think a ferrret with Lynx on might have identity problems?

nelliedeane Sat 23-Jun-12 09:57:53

Aaahhh you mean the medieval Paul Daniels...
So glad it wasn't Marrion am developing a bit of a crush here..but don't tell the others..
Do you think. Whiffy ferrets could be that choosy,it would give him confidence..
"I may be small and furry but inside I am a lynx"

Annobel Sat 23-Jun-12 10:00:54

My neighbour's son has two ferrets. I think they're both girls but it's a long way from Norfolk to Cheshire, nellie. I fear Raymond my have to remain frustrated...wink

AlieOxon Sat 23-Jun-12 10:02:20

Still peeved at all the party people who left me.

nelliedeane Sat 23-Jun-12 10:09:40

annobel Marrion has an RSPCA van and is heavily into animal welfare (sigh..I love aman who is good with animals) ..he would willingly travel to secure Raymonds happiness....

nelliedeane Sat 23-Jun-12 10:13:53

Poor alie am just about to make bacon sarnies for a tribe of marauding teenagers shall I send you. Virtual sarnies,with one of my fresh eggs from my chickens and a swaffham sizzler sausage from our local butchers who carries the seal of approval from the queen

AlieOxon Sat 23-Jun-12 10:15:32

Oooh yes please..........can eat eggs on here! I can just about smell them now.

Annobel Sat 23-Jun-12 10:16:13

nellie - might smuggle him into the cage for a night. How surprised would neighbours be when baby ferrets arrived! How long is ferret gestation?

nelliedeane Sat 23-Jun-12 10:17:25

*alie and annobel Big hugs lolxxxxxx

Annobel Sat 23-Jun-12 10:19:42

Reciprocated, nellie ((((hugs))))

nelliedeane Sat 23-Jun-12 10:22:13

TTFN off to feed and amuse the masses and ferry about to chosen destinations. Xxxxlove you lotsxxx

AlieOxon Sat 23-Jun-12 10:26:33

I feel better. Still had the munchies, I think - still a bit that way from last night...
Thanks.
Tale of ferrets reminds me of when I took a ginger cat (in heat) to my sister's house in Bristol to meet her ginger tom - my lodger wanted some ginger kittens... he must have managed it in the night, though while we were there he was trying to mate with the wrong end of her....no practice, poor thing.
She had two ginger (female) kittens later!

AlieOxon Sat 23-Jun-12 10:27:15

I might forgive people.

jeni Sat 23-Jun-12 15:01:20

I thought only males were ginger?

Annobel Sat 23-Jun-12 15:12:11

My ginger cats both had tortoiseshell sisters. But I think the odd female can be ginger.

soop Sat 23-Jun-12 15:13:44

Nellie...you are a minx. grin

jeni Sat 23-Jun-12 15:25:16

How do minx get on with ferrets?

Annobel Sat 23-Jun-12 15:30:57

Ever seen anyone wearing a ferret coat?

nelliedeane Sat 23-Jun-12 16:50:10

annobel only a ferret. grin

Anagram Sat 23-Jun-12 17:07:44

grin

whitewave Sun 24-Jun-12 14:44:25

Did anyone see that they are using one of our party sites - Glastonbury in the opening ceremony in the olympics? Hope we left it tidy -

jeni Sun 24-Jun-12 14:54:05

Would we do otherwise?
Wasn't that the one where Donald had his dreadful accident?

whitewave Sun 24-Jun-12 15:04:06

Duncan actually yes and he is nearly fully recovered thank you for asking!!