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You have heard of Freudian slips haven't you absent ...
Bless him - he must have thought it was his birthday and Christmas rolled into one! HAVE you stopped blushing yet?
I thought I had posted twice
absent has Mr Absent recovered from the shock.
absent priceless !!! has mr.absent recovered yet ?
That's wonderful, absent!
Wrapped in my bath robe and all freshly showered and shiny, I trotted downstairs into the kitchen and asked Mr absent, "Do we have any Viagra?"
An expression of panic crossed his face, he gulped and squeaked, "Why?"
"Oh, the usual reason," I replied nonchalantly.
He blanched.
"Both shower heads have a bit of limescale and could do with a soak."
His mouth twitching, Mr asbsent went to the appropriate cupboard and found a bottle of Viacal. The showerheds are soaking and I have just about stopped blushing. 
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