Wrapped in my bath robe and all freshly showered and shiny, I trotted downstairs into the kitchen and asked Mr absent, "Do we have any Viagra?"
An expression of panic crossed his face, he gulped and squeaked, "Why?"
"Oh, the usual reason," I replied nonchalantly.
"Both shower heads have a bit of limescale and could do with a soak."
His mouth twitching, Mr asbsent went to the appropriate cupboard and found a bottle of Viacal. The showerheds are soaking and I have just about stopped blushing.
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