If, whilst on holiday............. ........

Don't show it to oh. Might negate any effect of suspenders etc (tends to make the men feel a little under endowed you know)

But we haven't ...yet...seen an exciting male figure jeni

Did you find the bipriate anagram?

Is it the one of him weighing it?
Doesn't look very comfortable to me!
And who's Sooty?

Ours never seems to deliver on Saturdays! I think they just save them up for Monday round here...

Actually I'm only trying to strike a blow for feminism.
I'm fed up of simpering nymphs, spouting water like a lactating woman.
Half naked females clutching diaphanous drapery .
Hygenea (daughter of aescalaepius) pouring water from a Grecian urn. (we'll soon have that oldie 'what's a Grecian urn? About one drachma a day again)

Why can't I have an excited exciting male figure instead?

He may be! I only know he can't tell the difference between 1 1a and 1b. Also, he doesn't seem to deliver on Monday's?

jeni ,
shame your postman is not gay.

If you google Priapus Pompeii images. There are copies of the fresco I have in mind. Sooty, don't know how to link to it.

(I wonder what GNHQ mane of this thread?

Not if she Googles it, she can't - no such thing, according to them!

Sorry, but bipriate Priapus is well known every where. Except on GN!
Jing can find the fresci I'm sure!

Oh, now that's going too far, jeni!
Or should I say 'those are'?

They now think that the house of the Vetii may have been a high class brothel (I based my fictional one when on a cruise on this house)
The lower class one has much more interesting fresco, depicting a variety of sexual variations.
Including a bipriate Priapus.

Any way that fresco is only about 18x12 inch !
It is beautifully painted though!

As he can't even find my house, but takes the post next door?

He could hardly fail to notice a giant priapus looming at him though - he wouldn't need to be literate!

My postman wouldn't notice. I don't think he's even literate.

Not to mention the Postman...!

An the postman!!

It was outside the door of the Vetii. I'd love to have it outside mine, but I think it might upset the neighbours!

I'm trying to get you lot into the present century! So far we ve only got as far as about 400AD!

Which door jeni? The front one???

That's the picture. It used to be kept covered and shown only to men. The gentler sex might have been shocked!
The statue I want is a copy of the one in the cubicle, I already have a copy of the fresco outside the door. DD bought it for me!

You don't 'alf start some stuff on here jens.

You can't have one of those by your pond.

Unless.............. perhaps attach a fishing line?

Nah!