Famous (?) Last Words

I always liked King George's 'bugger Bognor'

This is how to work the video recorder.........

"The code for my Swiss bank account is......"

glamma, I'll have to do the same for my other 'arf! He has no idea of the bank card numbers, or even how to use the cards, if he did. Sometimes I despair of him and at other times I'm quite glad....

That looks like Kim Jong the second - Kim jong il(l)

When the Korean leader died, my OH said quick as a flash, "there I told you I was Kim Jong Il".

My grandma's last words made me think that the story that someone comes to get you is true. She looked over to an empty part of the room and said "Oh hello Jessie. What are you doing here?" Jessie had been dead for decades but my grandma saw her and spoke to her. I don't know if she was having some sort of dream or it was real.

I'm going to announce "Oh it was the dog that.....". That will flummox them. The dog did what? And I've never owned a dog.

I saw that on a gravestone in our local cemetery, too! Good old Spike!

notso

Or jeni... I'm not bovvered?

I like the message on Spike Milligan's gravestone....' I told you I was ill'

Timor mortis non conturbAt me?

The full quote from my MiL was "Dewsbury, Dewsbury, Shoeburyness, Poor Old St Swithin." We have no idea what she meant. She always said she never felt she had grown up, but maybe she would feel grown up before she died. She didn't tell us that either...

I will have a large portion of everything please.....

To mr.g I've forgotten to write down your bank card numbers.

"Oh, by the way.....I meant to tell you....."