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jeni Fri 13-Jul-12 20:36:25

This week has been quiet. Everyone away or hibernating!
I will give an intro to the cast tomorrow!
Gary Gardner looked at our 'how many grandads' and our porn threads this evening and left doubled over with laughter and with tears streaming down his cheeks!
He couldn't take any more!
It has given him a new view of hid clientele!

Anagram Sat 14-Jul-12 17:46:54

I thought a street party was held in the street!? confused

nelliedeane Sat 14-Jul-12 17:47:41

I have read in several books that swingers always display a pampas grass in there front garden as a signal to other swingers.....any pampas grass jeni

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 17:50:26

No front garden. Just a patio which I'm trying to make look like an Italian courtyard. Some sun would help!

nelliedeane Sat 14-Jul-12 17:54:24

Why don't you have a Spanish one and keep miguel on it in his wellies orange budgie smugglers and his large logo...then you can yell us what it says...

soop Sat 14-Jul-12 17:57:15

Gracious me! Mr soop had better dig up our pampas grass. I've no energy for such antics as swinging...not with my hips! I feel the call of a large G&T. Must be nearing six. Spot on! HAPPY weekend to you lot...hope to catch up with you tomorrow. wine Slainte!

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 18:15:38

I think it wouldn't be good for my elderly neighbours hearts!

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 18:16:03

Slain ye!

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 18:16:31

iPad doesn't the gaelicsad

Anagram Sat 14-Jul-12 18:23:11

grin That's a good one, jeni!

Sook Sat 14-Jul-12 18:27:09

OMG our neighbours have got pampas grass in their front garden and he is always inviting us round for a drink. confused

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 18:36:48

Keys in the middle of the carpet? I heard rumours of that when I first arrived here in 1978. None since then though!sad

Notsogrand Sat 14-Jul-12 18:41:52

Keys in a big glass ashtray. Spin the bottle on the coffee table. Bracknell circa 1970. Allegedly.

AlieOxon Sat 14-Jul-12 19:06:43

I'm glad I got rid of my pampas grass! Took me two years though! It was a thug.

glammanana Sat 14-Jul-12 19:41:35

notso I'm affraid I can't remember that far back !! didn't we have a pampas grass thread a while ago and quite a lot of us had them growing in our gardens then (not that I would know what they where attributed too) ??

gracesmum Sat 14-Jul-12 19:49:25

notso - "allegedly?????grin

Notsogrand Sat 14-Jul-12 20:28:56

My memory is no longer 100% reliable gracesmum smile

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 20:52:54

hmm

jeni Sun 15-Jul-12 13:53:44

well for anybody whose intereted, I've just put a photo of Gary on my page! also one of some children i saw on holiday couple of years ago

Notsogrand Sun 15-Jul-12 14:09:05

He looks like a capable chap! Nice pond. smile

whenim64 Sun 15-Jul-12 14:09:26

Lovely photos jeni smile

jeni Sun 15-Jul-12 14:41:29

Thanks!

Anagram Sun 15-Jul-12 14:45:16

Not sure I can see Gary in tiny blue speedos though...hmm
Or was that just gracesmum's imagination?

jeni Sun 15-Jul-12 15:04:35

Imagination! He wouldn't wear them this weather anyway!

Anagram Sun 15-Jul-12 15:25:58

grin No!

glammanana Sun 15-Jul-12 15:53:46

jeni your baby GD is yummy.