Lil's Bar

Thank you pete knew I could rely on my mate xx

Hi Lil,
Is Frankel used to women in large quantittys?

We will keep an eye open . As regards his welfare - well! ---!

Thanx gramps knew I could rely on my main menxxxx

gramps you do not spell quantity like that!!!! Quantittys indeed!
You have a one track mind obviously

That's why he likes the ample bosoms!

I thought it was spelt that way on all school lavvy walls! (Boys schools!) (grin)

Pete, Did you notice any rong spellin' ear?

Did anywun else get as much as 5% fer spelin? (confused)

Herb garden needs attention gramps ...lots missing at the moment. Hen Party my eye, it was a mini-bus of chicken breeders...you couldn't make it up The 'yolk' was on them when the male stripper turned up

Hi young Pete,
Hen party sounds more like a cock up! Was there fowl play suspected!
I found a small bag of dried herbs in a corner of the cellar - near to the trapdoor, which I still can't find!

Eggsactly gramps and what we took over the bar was chicken-feed. Keep hold of the bag...it will come in handy later!

Don't go leading frankel astray my lovely boys

Littlenellie...if Frankel steps inside Lil's bar and meets up with your "lovely boys" then he'll most certainly be led astray

Could we handle 3 naughty boys..?

nellie you can handle me any time......but get the beer in first

Oh Pete, you are so fickle.....

Sorry ella but nellie was always one of my favorites...but you are fast overtaking her for my affections...and as Nell is away at the moment...and the pool table is free...

That is so typical of men! Any port in a storm!!

See you later, mine's a large G&T please.

gramps please pass me a bottle of Gin and a couple of Tonics....and I need the 'Private Party in Progress' sign for the games room..

Ella, if you're not careful you won't have a reputation to lose! There has been talk among the regulars, and a two-wheeled mode of transport was mentioned more than once in the same breath as your name...I've tried to convince 'em that you're just being friendly, but that just seemed to give some of the gents a hopeful glint in their eye!

Close the front door behind you gramps see you tomorrow...

Don't worry about me Ana, I'm a Gemini and I can talk my way out of anything! Including the games room!
(I'll just tell him that I bat for the other side, it always works! )

I, too, am a Gemini Ella, and I can see the flaws in your double-thinking.... I don't think the not-into-men ploy will work, Pete likes a challenge!

Should we have the next party in here?
Perhaps an influx of us nice genteel members of GN might make this establishment more genteel?

I think it is a lost cause

Ana You are like my conscience sitting on my shoulder! What would I do without you?

jeni Not while you are wearing your pearls! Not unless you're handy with your crutches!

I'm sure jeni's very handy with her crutches! Especially when her pearls are under threat....