Lil's Bar

Ana is pure pleasure anyway Pete! A pleasure and a treasure!

gramps...

Ana Ho, ho, ho... gramps is a smooth talker. As for Pete...I'm still giving him due consideration.

Im probably a bit older than my mate Pete, therefore more experience!!

Soop
Oh and if you weren't spoken for I would give you summat to consider..!

Careful Pete, soop has high standards you know! (She may let them slip a little if you are warm and gentle - and have a large bottle of her fav, tipple!!)

from ear to ear...

I don't know about "Lil's Bar", I think it should be Lil's Bawdy House!
And as for that Ana Well! What a dark horse she's turned out to be!!

Well, I do like to hide my light under a bushel, Ella, I don't believe in flashing it about to all and sundry unlike some ...

Is that the bushel in the herb garden?
It's Saturday night...feel free to 'flash it about to all and sundry' (Gramps will be later)!
I'll get some more wood for the fire...

Pete, I'd have you know I am a laydee first and foremost|! I certainly have no wish to see gramps flashing in the herb garden!
(or anywhere else, for that matter...)

Just turn a blind eye or 'the other cheek' Ana..

Hmph!

ana I wouldn't turn my cheeks on pete ,I would want him in front of me so I can see what he is up to...he has very unruly hands that like pinching cheeks turned against him

That's what I was afraid of, nellie!

After all I told him about hygiene ,and wearing glove

I wondered why he got those armoured gauntlets from the Museum!

If you want me in front of you nellie I don't mind in the least....

Will be learning my techniques at my training tomorrow how to deal with unruly male hands and equipment (have my own ideas and methods but they not textbook) pete you have been warned

Nellie...you're priceless. Can't wait to hear about your exploits. Pete and gramps must be shivering [with expectation.] I advise them to do a few press-ups in readiness. And boys, don't forget the tartan carpet slippers and long Johns. It can be awful draughty in the games room!

Nellie. A quick flick in mid shaft from I first finger and thumb can stop most male pretensions.
Agreed Pete and Gramps?

jeni the snapping of the plastic gloves will hopefully be a deterrent but if not am keeping a cold spoon on my person,and well aimed flick on the end of it....oh and cold hands will write your technique also in my book of things to rememberxxxx hope you feeling better todayxxxx

Ouch!!!

That's where I'm going wrong then, my spoon is always warm!

Might actually take some sugar tongs,and adopt the no touch technique,just as long as I don't use 'em and the spoon for making MY tea with.
S'pose you could say I leave them stirred and not shaken