I've been asked to pass on a message by soop:
"Nel will be waiting at Lil's Bar tomorrow. I'll get there 2-ish."
soop can't tell you this herself, though she would like to. I'm the go-between 
Ana is pure pleasure anyway Pete! A pleasure and a treasure! 
gramps...
Ana Ho, ho, ho...
gramps is a smooth talker. As for Pete...I'm still giving him due consideration. 
Soop
Oh and if you weren't spoken for I would give you summat to consider..!
Careful Pete, soop has high standards you know! (She may let them slip a little if you are warm and gentle - and have a large bottle of her fav, tipple!!)
from ear to ear...
Well, I do like to hide my light under a bushel, Ella, I don't believe in flashing it about to all and sundry unlike some ...
Is that the bushel in the herb garden?
It's Saturday night...feel free to 'flash it about to all and sundry' (Gramps will be later)!
I'll get some more wood for the fire...
Pete, I'd have you know I am a laydee first and foremost|! I certainly have no wish to see gramps flashing in the herb garden! 
(or anywhere else, for that matter...
)
Just turn a blind eye or 'the other cheek' Ana..
ana I wouldn't turn my cheeks on pete ,I would want him in front of me so I can see what he is up to...he has very unruly hands that like pinching cheeks turned against him
After all I told him about hygiene ,and wearing glove
I wondered why he got those armoured gauntlets from the Museum!
If you want me in front of you nellie I don't mind in the least....
Will be learning my techniques at my training tomorrow how to deal with unruly male hands and equipment (have my own ideas and methods but they not textbook) pete you have been warned
Nellie...you're priceless. Can't wait to hear about your exploits. Pete and gramps must be shivering [with expectation.] I advise them to do a few press-ups in readiness. And boys, don't forget the tartan carpet slippers and long Johns. It can be awful draughty in the games room!
jeni the snapping of the plastic gloves will hopefully be a deterrent but if not am keeping a cold spoon on my person,and well aimed flick on the end of it....oh and cold hands will write your technique also in my book of things to rememberxxxx hope you feeling better todayxxxx
Ouch!!!
That's where I'm going wrong then, my spoon is always warm!
Might actually take some sugar tongs,and adopt the no touch technique,just as long as I don't use 'em and the spoon for making MY tea with.
S'pose you could say I leave them stirred and not shaken
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