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Bags Mon 16-Jul-12 20:24:34

I've been asked to pass on a message by soop:

"Nel will be waiting at Lil's Bar tomorrow. I'll get there 2-ish."

soop can't tell you this herself, though she would like to. I'm the go-between smile

Ella46 Mon 13-Aug-12 19:38:53

I most definitely am not Fifi! Honestly! Can't a girl have a bottle or two without being accused of loose morals?

I have had it with men! well most of them only once!

Anagram Mon 13-Aug-12 19:11:30

Ella! You are the mysterious 'Fifi!!
Well, I might have known am shocked, I thought you had had it with men, or was that just a confession? grin

Ella46 Mon 13-Aug-12 19:06:14

The tripe and onions Ana are covered in hundreds of flies, all waiting to see gramps slobber over soop's ankles!
I've got my memory back now hangover's nearly gone
It was Pete who tied dusters to my hands and knees for some reason! It's the last time I give him a full English shock

Anagram Mon 13-Aug-12 16:28:11

Shh! soop (don't worry, your secret's safe with me...)

soop Mon 13-Aug-12 16:10:13

Ana I wore stilettos in 'those days'. Long time ago. I'm now a Mary-Jane lover. hmm

Anagram Mon 13-Aug-12 16:05:48

If he wanted to kiss your feet, soop, I'd say his fetish was feet rather than shoes.....wink (Unless, of course, it was just a ruse to get you to take them off so he could have his wicked way with them shock)

soop Mon 13-Aug-12 16:03:22

Oh dear me, Ana I worked with a shoe fetishist back in the 50's. I was just a teenager. Had no idea what he was up to when he asked me [over Dairylea-spread rolls in the staff lunchroom] if he could kiss my feet. I remember blushing and replying something along the lines of...'I would feel embarrassed...' He was a pleasant enough young man, though he used to reek of TCP. The things you remember...

Anagram Mon 13-Aug-12 16:02:11

How about a nice bowl of tripe and onions, Ella? That'll cure your hangover memory loss!

Ella46 Mon 13-Aug-12 15:54:19

Move over gramps, too much partying last night with The Who. Daren't let them know I really mean WHO?
My knees are black and my tights are in shreds, I've lost an earring and my thong is tying up someones' tomatoes!

Any chance of a cuppa soop? If not a pot noodle will do!

How did I get splinters in that? blush

Anagram Mon 13-Aug-12 13:48:44

Oh, I'm sure he won't, soop! I'd like to be a fly on the floor, though, when he pretends to pass out (again) and comes face to face with your wellies instead of the objects of his fetish fancy! wink

soop Mon 13-Aug-12 13:37:59

Ana...Yay! Got a big pair of wellies that I used to wear when feeding Rory [the feral cat with attitude.] Once upon a time he went for my ankles. He's since matured and now treats me with a smidgeon of respect. Do you suppose Gramps will ever grow up? Hope not. grin

Anagram Mon 13-Aug-12 13:29:41

Haven't you noticed how often gramps 'accidentally' drops his peanuts on the floor of the bar, soop? It's only so that he can grovel around on his hands and knees while ogling your ankles - you may have to invest in some wellies!

soop Mon 13-Aug-12 13:18:29

Pete Don't tell me that gramps is still prostrate. Last time I saw him he doing his best to pretend he was as good as upright...he's such a crafty old codger, will do anything to catch a glimpse of a becoming ankle. wink

Pete Mon 13-Aug-12 12:43:02

soop .. The moth has been removed but you are right about the balls of fluff (why are they always blue?) grin
The iou's belong to gramps...he is smitten by your ankles!! mind you its all he can see of you laying on the bar floor.. (gramps NOT you soop) grin

soop Mon 13-Aug-12 12:08:40

...plus little balls of fluff and a long deceased moth...grin

soop Mon 13-Aug-12 11:20:34

Pete...of course your wallet is still with you...after all, there's nowt in it, apart from several dodgy, dog-eared IOU's grin

Pete Mon 13-Aug-12 11:15:40

Fantastic!! Fireworks, stars and a stunning climax to the night. (Olympic closing ceremony not bad as well) grin
nellie I woke refreshed and my housekeeper was busy preparing a 'Full English' AND my wallet is still here so thats a first..... wink

gramps Sun 12-Aug-12 22:39:53

What a satisfying finish,so far - banging as well!
More fireworks later. { 'specially if Mrs G finds I've been printing off my own £21 notes to pay off my Ladee friends. It helps the "inflation"!)

Pete, I hear that you can have a right old ball with your young (maid?) FIFA!wink

Littlenellie Sun 12-Aug-12 17:48:19

Whoops that should have been Fifi but perhaps right first time ...hope pete dosent score any own goals ....IPad has amind of its own grin

Littlenellie Sun 12-Aug-12 17:46:43

Wonder if FIFA is a right cracker..or an old banger..grin

Anagram Sun 12-Aug-12 17:42:52

Let's hope it doesn't turn out to be a damp squib....wink

Littlenellie Sun 12-Aug-12 17:33:23

And fireworks ????grin

Pete Sun 12-Aug-12 16:59:56

nellie No need to check this evening.. fifi my housekeeper is in the middle of making my tea (she likes to wear her pinny for this). Tell Lil not to worry as a duster, feather or otherwise, seem alien to her but its no problem as I'll hoover after.
We intend to watch the closing of the Olympics as my housekeeper has promised it will end with a huge BANG.... grin

soop Sun 12-Aug-12 14:55:57

Littlenellie sound advice from a laydee of the world grin

Littlenellie Sun 12-Aug-12 14:44:17

soop a tickle with your feather duster sounds just the job....be careful in case he asks you to blow his cobwebs..
Take mr muscle and mr sheen for protection.....and juan sheet...

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