Lil's Bar

Better duck, Nellie Our loveable Ella sounds fiesty. Is it she who plays a mean banjo? Or, is she a whiz with the castanets?

And...may I add, I shouldn't be here. Haven't sorted a job that I meant to tackle immediately after breakfast. Is there an antidote to this forum?

I am not going to hazard a guess as to which Strictly contestant Ella is, but I don't think it's Johnny Ball! Ella's not that old, soop!

Sorry, that should have been to nellie.....

Ella's a pretty wee lassie...

(Can't stop laughing when I read this thread!)

NO! I am not Johnnie Ball! I am Jerry Hall of course! good grief, are you all blind?

Anyway, I think Pete's past it, I've seen his reverse turn!

And his kick ball change..sorry johnny er I mean jerry..

x 10

I just give up....another pint lil and your own.....past it indeed.....

Argentine tango anyone..?

No one said it was easy Pete! And neither am I !

I know Ella ...your certainly hard work.... Pint for me Lil and another top up for Ella and all the others in the snug....past it indeed!

Ok Pete, thanks for the drink, I've calmed down now!
I can't stay for another as I've got 4 yards of sequins to sew on my knickers, and my feather plume won't stay up!

Stay up where?

The mind boggles ana ..... I blame soop, anyone for bar billiards

Pete, I hope you frisked everybody for mobiles/cameras?

Actually, you probably frisk every time......

See you all next week, have fun.

Better to be 'safe than sorry' Ella
Missing you already....

Pete...taking my name in vain is not a good move. However, I am rather fond of you, so yes, make mine a double malt. I see that Ella has been keeping her fingers nimble with the thimble. All those sequins...boy, will she create sparks when she dances the Can-Can. The feather plume will come in handy when she does the Fan-Dance. No flies on our Ella...come back soon, we need regulars like you to keep the honesty box topped up. Okay, Ana I'll keep you company in the snug. Have you been up to any new tricks recently...or are you a lady of independent means?

A double malt coming up Soop ....is that Joan Bakewell peering through the widow ?

Pete tell her we're closed. Waiting for the hygiene inspector to sort out Lil's kitchen. He's been in there all week. The beer went to his head on day one and he's still nursing a cracking hangover.

What widow is she peering through, Pete? The merry one, I presume!

Soop, I'm afraid I have no new tricks to teach you - you'll have to make up your own! I do hope this Strictly business doesn't go to Ella's head - d'you think she'll come back talking like a Yankee?

Ana...you never know with gels like Ella. One day she's all lah de dah and the next, well, she's like the rest of us. A bit of a chameleon.

Window...thats the trouble with fast fingers Ana
Soop I told her we were shut and directed her to the 'Off Licence'

Good one, Pete...take care of the bar for us please. I've a family of feral cats to feed.

Pete,Pete. Where am I? Why is it so dark in here?
I think I tripped over something - I was carrying a tin of paint - with no lid on it! I feel all sticky!

Its dark gramps 'cos after being left in charge I now have a massive hangover...you tripped over a feral cat... which is now covered in pink paint (make it easier for Soop to spot)