Months ago before my central heating packed in and everything went a bit aft agley lifewise, I ordered some new curtains for the living room. I've finally got round to picking them up and putting them up but, I've got two windows and five curtains. This is giving me a bit of a Jake the Peg moment, in that I keep looking at them, then looking at the windows, counting my fingers and then going off to have yet another cup of tea all the time with a puzzled look on my face. And questioning my sanity [not for the first time
]. I also HATE putting curtains up; twice I've pulled the thread through too far and had to untie the knot and the metal curtain hooks seem to drop out just as I'm lifting the curtains up. I can't stand doing 'fiddly things'. So I'm going to go and do some gardening for a bit.