I think I'm a half full glass kind of nan, but like so many folks will plummit rapidly after a call to my mother - aged 90. Picked her up the other day to take her on a visit to see her recently admitted to a nursing home 93 year old brother ,who managed to out-moan her.
On arriving at her bungalow she proceeded to play hockey with her shoes around her bedroom, which she had warming on a sunny windowsill whilst hurling obscenities at her always cold feet. She had a furious time phoning to place a guarantee for her new TV( "Is it alright ,it sort of talks at you ?"), bemoaning the fact that they are always Chinese! It's only the grandkids that keep me laughing, and we did a lot of that from the top of a double-decker bus the other evening.
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