Try to be a bit more offensive vampirequeen.
You're not quite making it yet. 
My favourite saying to someone who is really annoying.
"You'd make a parson throw his good book into the fire!"
Just in case the language is too old fashioned here's some definitions 
par·son/ˈpärsən/Noun:
1.A beneficed member of the clergy; a rector or a vicar.
2.Any member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one.
good book/Noun:
Bible: the sacred writings of the Christian religions
fire/fī(ə)r/Noun:
Combustion or burning, in which substances combine chemically with oxygen from the air and typically give out bright light, heat, and smoke.
It's a very old saying you daft lot!
'Striking' it meant opening it up (pocket watch)
It does still apply so long as you've got half a brain.
How many people have pocket watches these days? Nurses wear their watches on their chests and most other people wear them on the wrists.
The trouble with wise saws and sayings is that they often relate to things that no longer apply in the modern age.
But yes, of course, showing off is never called for and you're thought is wise.
If you strike it , does it stop working?
Why would you want to strike it? 
“Wear your learning like your watch, in a private pocket; and do not pull it out and strike it merely to show that you have one”
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