Lil's Bar 2

Down boy!!

phoenix

Alright, I'll be guided by yuo Ana . Not too much head though.

Ana you are made for the job of Head Barmaid

Oh and when Lisa comes in I'll give her one serve her!

No, you're thinking of gramps' home-made Special Brew - he's got to wait for another pair of long johns to be suitably aged and fermented before he makes another batch. The Odd Banter can be a bit strong and spicy for some people's taste - better stick to Ample Bosom, the barmaids' favourite!

I better have just a half, Ana , in case I don't like it. Is it the one with the very hoppy aroma, with a hint of roasted barley and the merest suggestion of damp long johns, or am I confuddling it with something else?

Good job Pete's not around, phoenix - he may have taken you literally!

Try a pint of Odd Banter - Pete's cleared us out of Wishful Thinking...

Afternoon all, hope everyone is tickety boo.

Right, that's enough light domestic for one day, just time for a quickie before Mr P comes home.

Bit early in the day for a scotch and soda, what do you recommend instead?

Yes, she's not looking bad for her age, is she? She looks younger now than when she was in The Bill!

Cheers Ella ....thats why I stay in here! I'll have a pint of 'Wishful' thanks...before Lisa Maxwell wants another game of pool..

I think Lil should get another barrel of Wishful Thinking in as Pete all the blokes seem to be indulging in it!
I know she's ordered a new beer called Slow and Easy, which apparently goes down well too.

I think the lads deserve a pint on the house, as they seem to get a bit of a bashing lately when they are out and about!

Gramps ...you left the door open again mate!!
That Felicity Kendal has got in now! Thats me up late again....

Ella Could do with a hand behind the bar....you know where every thing is....

Light weight...... Ana Sweet dreams...

Pete

Thought Lil was always in the mood Ana ...
Anyway, seems that some regulars have been agitated tonight!!.........Calm down x

Lil's Ample Bosom and Odd Banter go well together, don't they? I wonder if CAFRA would be interested....perhaps gramps could broach the subject with Lil when she's in the right mood (i.e. after several pints of either/both)?

Banter and Beer ....... Go on then......

I'll have a pint of Odd Banter, please phoenix!

Ana , you have absolutely NOTHING to apologise for. Now, as I said on that thread, some things should taken elsewhere, and as we all know Lil's is for relaxation and the odd (sometimes very odd) bit of banter!

So then, it's my round I believe? Who wants what?

Oh yes, I've caught up now - sorry for my part in that!
gramps was his usual diplomatic self - however, I think offence was taken unnecessarily.

Bloody silly comments on another thread! (Gramps was on it too, but it's not him I'm cross with)

Why are you cross, Phoenix?

I think gramps should be too!

Usually a sharp dose of reality administered by a wife!

You know I love you really gramps xx