Life and loves of an underthecovers agent

Better get the white horse oils out......

Ah, yes, Miss Whiplash!

Erm...Ella told me...

No comment...

ana my dahlink you would know this because ?.......

Yes....some of them can put your back out!

Much more classy dahlink,I am a countess now,I have to be careful of my position now.....

No, this is much more classy! (Calm down, soop )

I blame that Nellie. I'm supposed to be catching up with household duties. This is much more fun

This is turning into another chapter of '50 Shades of Grey Hair'!

...now, now soop you'll give yourself the vapours at this rate

send the red-blooded Lotharios mad with unquenchable desire...

and throw me a bag of ze finest pork scratchin's...

..the irresistible tone of her hoarse sexy voice as she utters those familiar words
'dahlink, pull us a pint'

and that included several pesky suitors...

Which pointed permanently at ten to two,her eau de passion tinted heavily by the smell of garlic and onions,guaranteed to kill all of life's little germs and nasty infections....

...of her seductive eau de passion and well-turned ankles...

Overcome not by her radiant beauty, but the heady aroma.....

When Indiana Jones - type heroes smoulder and crack the whip, she's there in an instant [in a fug of Evening in Paris]...and they drop like flies at her feet.

I love it !

Men,secret agents,and Indiana jones type heros are never far away from smoluski as she captivates their attentions....

The lustrous black curls and full lipped pout seductivlely paint scarlet to match her nails...

Then there's that husky voice, product of many a pack of Gitanes.

when smoluski has had her back up against many unsavoury situations,the bin at the back of the bar does not worry her unduly...

Smoluski is a Mata Hari devotee she ran away at the age of 13 to join the circus,her mother Comtesse Ciara smoluski disowned her.....red and black are her favourite colours especially when worn together....