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Life and loves of an underthecovers agent

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Smoluski Sat 20-Oct-12 12:49:02

thanks to anno the brain has been titillated into creating nellie smoluski a lady who has straddled many continents and some incontinents also,she is a woman of the world...may I present smoluski.....

soop Sat 20-Oct-12 12:56:15

Yes please. She sounds amazing! grin

annodomini Sat 20-Oct-12 13:18:04

Ooh yes, I see her reclining in basque and fishnets with a long cigarette holder between her scarlet-nailed fingers.

whenim64 Sat 20-Oct-12 13:32:42

I have an image of her lifting her long, plastic, shiny, high-heeled, thigh-booted leg aloft in order to strike a match on the sole and light her fag! So mysterious and sophisticated such a pity she's parked her backside on the bin at the back of Lil's Bar! grin

soop Sat 20-Oct-12 13:51:30

when lurve it!

Smoluski Sat 20-Oct-12 14:05:30

Smoluski is a Mata Hari devotee she ran away at the age of 13 to join the circus,her mother Comtesse Ciara smoluski disowned and black are her favourite colours especially when worn together....

Smoluski Sat 20-Oct-12 14:09:59

when smoluski has had her back up against many unsavoury situations,the bin at the back of the bar does not worry her unduly...

annodomini Sat 20-Oct-12 15:00:19

Then there's that husky voice, product of many a pack of Gitanes.

Smoluski Sat 20-Oct-12 15:09:26

The lustrous black curls and full lipped pout seductivlely paint scarlet to match her nails...

Smoluski Sat 20-Oct-12 15:12:43

Men,secret agents,and Indiana jones type heros are never far away from smoluski as she captivates their attentions....

Nelliemoser Sat 20-Oct-12 15:13:19

I love it ! grin grin grin

soop Sat 20-Oct-12 16:00:16

When Indiana Jones - type heroes smoulder and crack the whip, she's there in an instant [in a fug of Evening in Paris]...and they drop like flies at her feet.

Ana Sat 20-Oct-12 16:09:30

Overcome not by her radiant beauty, but the heady aroma.....

soop Sat 20-Oct-12 16:12:37

...of her seductive eau de passion and well-turned ankles...

Smoluski Sat 20-Oct-12 16:23:59

Which pointed permanently at ten to two,her eau de passion tinted heavily by the smell of garlic and onions,guaranteed to kill all of life's little germs and nasty infections....

soop Sat 20-Oct-12 16:27:22

and that included several pesky suitors...

Grannylin Sat 20-Oct-12 16:30:45

..the irresistible tone of her hoarse sexy voice as she utters those familiar words
'dahlink, pull us a pint'

soop Sat 20-Oct-12 16:35:54

and throw me a bag of ze finest pork scratchin's...

soop Sat 20-Oct-12 16:40:42

send the red-blooded Lotharios mad with unquenchable desire...

Grannylin Sat 20-Oct-12 16:51:25, now soop you'll give yourself the vapours at this rate grin

Ana Sat 20-Oct-12 16:52:23

This is turning into another chapter of '50 Shades of Grey Hair'! grin

soop Sat 20-Oct-12 16:54:50

I blame that Nellie. I'm supposed to be catching up with household duties. This is much more fun grin

annodomini Sat 20-Oct-12 16:55:34

No, this is much more classy! (Calm down, soop )

Smoluski Sat 20-Oct-12 17:04:21

Much more classy dahlink,I am a countess now,I have to be careful of my position now.....

Ana Sat 20-Oct-12 17:06:01

Yes....some of them can put your back out! shock