Highgate cemetary. Halloween party

What's a slaggy shipper...?

Some witch who has just arrived from Lils bar.

Yeah! phoenix was last seen there. Are they holding her hostage and staging a rival party?

It's a specially furry one, mould and funghi encrusted, steeped in brine and there's a prize for whoever can throw it the furthest.

North, South, East, West
Shaggy slipper soars the highest
Up, down, whirls around
And knocks poor witches to the ground

I will pop over and see. flap flap flap ...................... crash!

Phoenix has just sent all them over here.

B****r the slipper got me!

Try the one with boomerang shape.

Flippin' trick or treaters. I wouldn't give the little sods dears anything so they super glued my bristles to a lampost. Broomstick's alright but my chin's a bit raw

Thanks for the lift, merlot - put some of that bat poultice on your chin, it'll work wonders!

Mind you, they do say it'll put hairs on your chest, so perhaps better not...

Oh Nellie here, have some more Damson Gin.

The Warlocks are coming - listen to that din!

Quick, where's a quickchange spell when you need one?

Anyone?

I suppose if I hang upside down it'll look like nappy rash.

You'll be mistaken for a bat, merlot - you could end up in the cauldron...

Here, have some of my blood-curdler. Old family recipe- secret ingredients. Cannot divulge or my granny will haunt me....

So who are we going to turn into a snail first. How about That Man Dawkins. That would learn him not to believe in the supernatural.

Doesn't she already?

here. jeni - put some magic mushrooms on the barbie.

Ok! Do. You. Nt the. Newt. Relish or the frogs. Tongues?

Sorry folks! I updated google tonight and its gone funny on spelling since!

anno more bloodcurdlers please!

We're walking in the air, We're floating in the moonlight sky, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds." Its those Bl***y Mushrooms.

Not really in the mood for this - think I'll go and watch DCI Banks!

nellie if we transmogrify Dawkins we'll. have todo Bagsand greatnan as well

More bloodcurdlers coming up. I have a magiv bottomless flask. Och, Ana we're just getting started.