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Who cares about the laydees in the snug! Chuck'em out!
Tea drinkers should be in the Grotto...........
Let's be havin those Strippin' Firemen asap!........................put some loads of more logs on the fire Ana, we need to get it really hot in here..
Someone pass me the Baileys...and the brandy, what the hell!!
"Jingle Balls, jingle balls.....jingle all the way".........
Firemen booked Ella........take it you would like a ticket.....
Ella!
Well it's Christmas! I've got to have some pleasure!
You can sit next to me if you like................
OK then. I hope these 'firemen' aren't gramps and Pete in disguise....
Don't forget to keep it 'respectful' Laydees..............No need for the "hose" and "pole" comments....... 
We'll be the judge of that, Pete!
Have a good time then....
I'll help myself to a 'wishful' as Lil seems to be 'backstage'
Phew it's steaming in here!
I might have to take something off..............looks like Ana's already started..............her pinny and hairnet are on the floor and her support stockings..........are round the neck of that very nice young man by the bar!
Well!! I'd never have believed that gramps could bend that far..........
Pete I'll stand you a couple of pints of Wishful if you'll make sure I get home......................before morning 
It's Ccchhhhhriiiiiiiiissssttttttttmmaaassssssssssss..........
Yes, Ella, my support stockings have a way with them...many a young man they've ensnared!
I think I need another Baileys and brandy...............how much longer are these strippers going to be??
Do you think Pete forgot to book them......................or has Lil still got them............backstage
OMG!!!! Well, I never!!!! I've not seen anything like that since.................well since I peered in the window of the feller next door but two! ...... ...............Ooooo phew!!
Ella...Fireman Sam is staying over tonight....so a few 'wishfuls' in the pump and I'll have a word......or you Ana.....!! 
Who needs words when you can have ACTION!!!
Ella - don't forget it's my turn next!
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