Lil's Bar 3

Yes, and soop had a witty way with banter when she used to drop in more regularly....sigh....those were the days!

Yeah Ana, maybe next year with luck.....everyone will be happier

Same old sh%t, different number.

What????

Sorry Ana , but I cannot STAND New Year!

Neither can I phoenix but I still hope it will be an improvement on last year!

Ella that's what I mean, I too hope that it will be better, mainly with regard to the job thing, but all this kissing and hugging (not that I'm averse to kissing and hugging!) and "let's hope this year will be better than the last" type thing on New Years Eve makes we want to puke! Like I said, same old sh%t, with a different number on the end.

Let's be honest, if each year was better then the last, once one had reached a certain age, life would be so utterly perfect that one would barely be able to function for the permanent state of orgasm that would ensue from all that blissfulness!

I 'get'what you're saying, but I personally would be delighted to have a better one than last year, as it couldn't be much worse!

I loathe NY eve with a passion, and after working in a pub, (as I know you did too) when every drunken bum thinks they can maul and slobber over you, not a chance in hell mate!, I never even leave the house!

I agree with you both, but let's face it, hope springs eternal...

Ana , sounds like time for a quick chorus of................. "Always look on the bright side of life".... (whistle, whistle etc)

Hmm...that might be a bit too cheerful - how about "You'll never walk alone"?

Ok, you're on! Arm waving, that I can do, even the above the head type (yes, alright, my fingers do tend to go a bit numb after a while, it's that damn carpal tunnel thing) but whistling, well, that never was my strong point.

I seem to be only able to do the sort of inward, breathing in/sucking whistle, very feeble noise emitted when I attempt the blowing variety.

Oh yes, me too! Sometimes I can manage a quite tuneful (but quiet) outward whistle, but only one note...and not the one I meant to come out.

Sod the whistling....let's have a drink! I've still got time to have a migraine this week

Large ones all round ......

Why not indeed? Thanks Ella, I could do with a large one!

Good afternoon ladies,,
has anybody seen Pete?
Did anybody see the parcel that fell from Santas sleigh on Christmas Eve when he passed this way? His sledge got a puncture as he was passing by, and the missing parcel fell straight down from the sky!
It was intended for some children who lived down on the bay. But now,I guess they will have to wait, perhaps another day!

Gramps I've got the lurgy! so won't be playing out until it's gone.

Man flu, Pete or the pukey one?

Have had being sick from the bottom end over Christmas
Poor pete if he has been this unwell. .....
Have had a lovely pre birthday neck and back massage and a manicure gellish nails am drinking a lovely Chablis from xmas from my son and eating Brie cranberry and crackers with butter yum yum....

Hello nellie! Sorry to hear about your bottom-sickness, but you sound as though you're in fine fettle now - just don't overdo the brie...
And have a very happy birthday tomorrow! Onwards and upwards

NellieSmol hopes to wander in for a tumbler full of birthday-bubbly [when she's had a chance to make herself respectable.]
So, Pete and Gramps ...best dickie-bow ties for you. We gels will want to inspect your credentials in advance of Nel's arrival.

I've been washing the dirty glasses ever since I arrived. Must have been nigh on two hundred lined up along the bar. Beer mats all squidgy...tables strewn with wrappers from crackers...fire unlit...not a brass farthing in the til.

Ready and waiting for NellieSmol Hear that she's on her way in a posh, chauffer-driven limo. Always a one for doing things in style.

Naughty Gramps is probably still in the cellar with some flighty lassie. Found his discarded dickie-bow [amongst other personal items of apparel] on the stairs...

Singing to myself...something tuneful...can't remember the words. Tra lah de dah...

...do hope that the chauffeur has been given the correct direction to Lil's. He may have misheard and headed for the hills...in which case -