Lil's Bar 3

Ello ello ello what is all this about dickie bows out for inspection,when I was small when ever I saw a sailor my nan would say touch his dickie for luck,when I was older after a few embarrassing incident in my early twentie I found out this is the name given to the lanyard thing round their neck.
Now ladies I have neglected Lils of late for which I apologise from the heart of my bottom which is much better now by the way,I shall be rejoining the merry throng.....so I will partake of a large n oily Pratt,sorry typo mean noilly Pratt . Raise your glasses gents,and twirl your dickies, ladies thrust out your jugs,lets get the party startedxxxxxxxxxwheres that flipping lil gone again....skiving no doubt

About time too...*NellieSmol*...I've been hoping you would call in for a glass of whatever takes your fancy. So, my dear, CHEERS and Happy Birthday...with bells on...

This Champange sure is lively. The bubbles tickle and make me titter...

I've some rare caviar - or is it tripe and onions you're fancying? The pork scratchings are well out of date!

Lil's showing the chauffeur her pickled eggs. He doesn't appear to be impressed.

Titter away soop but you are supposed to drink it.....not sit and bathe in it,had a jacuzzi like that yesterdayxxx

Did she say pickled eggs or pickled legs

Pull up a comfy seat by the fire and toast your toes. I'm certain I can hear gramps banging away in the cellar. He tells me that he humping crates around. I have my doubts.

Bubble and squeak is very popular this time of year......specially with the men..

Well hope it is only the crates he's humping ....he might do himself a mischief....but he is a legend in his own longjohnsxxxx is our gramps

Right! That's the first bottle of Champers gone. If you look in the coal bucket you'll find a selection of liqueurs. How about a Benedictine? That should put fire in your belly!

I'll settle for Ouzo...sounds proper exotic...hic!

Suppose we'll have to save something cheeky and cheerful for the regulars who are stomping round the sales right now...there's a curly cheese sandwich behind the honesty box. Looks like Pete's been having a nibble...

If I should fall asleep, Nellie dear, please make sure that I remain upright in my chair. Wouldn't want to let the side down by showing my stocking tops. The lads have had their fair share of excitement for one year.

Yes will check your dignity and also in case you are snoring or dribbling,will you return the favour.....Benedictine sounds good is that that cumber patch chap that was on here.....did he visit Lils?

Before I nod off...how about a chorus of Nellie Dean. For old times sake.

One, two three...deep breath...qick slurp...

There's an old mill by the stream
Nellie Dean
Where we used to sit and dream
Nellie Dean
And the waters as they flow
Seem to whisper sweet and low
Lah de dah dah dah de dah
Nell-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee Deeeeeeeeee-an

It's been a right good party darlin' girl. We'll tell the others all about it when they pop in later...

Yay! All the best fellas visit Lil's. It has become in famous for all manner of dubious reasons.

Okay...knees together...hands folded in lap...head back...eyes closed...loud snore...night night

love you NellieSmol

Night night

hic!

Rambling Sid Rumpo!

"I'll sing you one oh, green grows my bogling fork
What is your one oh
One's the grange upon my splod that masketh my courtwangle
I'll sing you two oh, green grows my bogling fork!
What is your two oh?
two are my lumingrods, see how they grangle,
One's the grange upon my splod that masketh my courtwangle!

Clever! phoenix

I'll have you Ladies know, I've never,ever, worn a bow tie on my dickie!!
But having read "Lady Chatups Mother", I may consider wearing a similar article for the New Year party in Lil's Bar!
(but only if Nellie Schmoluski is there!)

Well my dear soop - maybe not CRATES!!!