Is anyone on here creative?
Can you knit, crochet, solder or sew?
Can you cook up a banquet or patch up a blanket?
Can you make an igloo out of snow?
Can you play a sonata or sing a cantata?
Do all your plants always blossom and grow?
Can you cook singing hinny in a bright tie-dyed pinny?
Can you ‘capture’ a stream in full flow?
OR
Do your cakes fail to rise, are there tears in your eyes
When your jellies run over the floor?
Do your jumpers unravel and peas taste like gravel,
Are seashells best left on the shore?
Does your voice take a course that would frighten a horse?
Does your snowman just melt in a thaw?
You don’t really care, why tear out your hair,
When it’s all for a laugh after all? 