(Unusually) my young lodger recently got very drunk at his firm's Christmas party and threw up on himself. In his drunken state he put his clothes in the washing machine only to find the following day that he'd washed his very expensive phone. He says he's going to be teetotal from now on.
What's the silliest/most embarrassing/most worrying thing you've done when drunk or at an office party?
(Can't 'fess up to any myself as I've never been drunk. 
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Good thing we installed those hidden cameras last time. 
Sounds like a very festive meet up. Merry almost Christmas!
Tomorrow I shall remain sober, I have toothache and I have to drive. Bah, humbug...
Nellie Greatnan has an awful lot of gossiping chatting to do, to catch up with us all. She'll have to talk ten to the dozen to fit it all in
If Greatnan sounds "perky" now what will she be like after lunch tomorrow. (Apologies to Greatnan who is off line at present and can't see what we are saying so we mustn't tease her too much.) Only a little bit.
Oy nelliemoser you're grassing us up . That nice young man remembers us all fom last time. I've just had a welcome phone call from Greatnan to say she's looking forward to tomorrow. She sounds very perky! 
There is a North west meet up tomorrow. Who knows what might happen! Greatnan might start dancing on the table, Anno on the bar! She and When are on good terms with the the barman.
I shall stay sober and report back.
johanna! Everyone would have to be talking in the past, wouldn't they? Unless they were in the middle of a drunken exploit right now, of course...
jess
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!
JessM did they throw you out?
Ramblers' holidays have also been the scene of my finest hours, Nellie. In Majorca, under the influence of free-flowing sangria 
, I remembered and - heaven help us - sang all the verses of Loch Lomond. Can I remember them - or sing them - now? No.
The worst thing I did was probably in the early 1970s driving home from a very boozy works New Year party through North London (before drink drive rules.) I am horrified about that now.
At an NWR summer barbeque I got so drunk on home made wine and was having such I good time that I forgot to pick my DD up from Guides. I have never been allowed to forget that!
I last got legless on a ramblers holiday in Greece in about 2002. Yes I was then old enough to know better! 
At the dinner the wine was flowing too freely but what really got me and DH was the ouzo.
Afterwards the room was moving, by 6am I was sitting by the toilet throwing up. Then crawled back to bed to recover. About midday we made it out to a cafe for some tonic water and then walked delicately around the harbour. I eventually discovered I was wearing one flip flop and one trekking sandal. (On different feet I hasten to say.)
Given that I have usually managed to make it to a loo to throw up. I do have some standards!
There's still time number let us know what you get up to!
Apparently, one year I made the best Christmas lunch ever but, having finished off the champagne while the rest of them were at the pub, I don't remember it! 
Might try that again this year!
Do thongs feature at all, phoenix?
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