Ana me to with regard to picture skew!
I also remember walking past a house for sale, where the board said "Apply within" and thinking it applely within, as in "oh how nice, they have apple trees"
Another one in the same vein was my darling Jack, helping with the shopping when quite youg and asking "Is this wine for boys?" I said "No darling, it's for mummies and daddies" He replied, " Then why does it say on the lable "serve child"? !!!
No wonder our prisons are full
Keir Starmer stepping down as an MP



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