Quadroboob!

It means wearing a bra too small so that it look as if you have four bumps instead of two.

Oh look! Bags is on about elegance of expression again

What a wonderful word

Do the rest of you look at a thread title and wonder "What the is this going to be about?" Not disappointed, I wasn't.

I knew what it would be about

Reminds me of my daughter who developed a an extra nipple when she was breast feeding - it had never been there before! It used to spout milk while she was feeding. It vanished when she stopped feeding - very odd!

Mishap, in the middle ages she`d have been tried as a witch!

I've a friend who says 'more boob outside than inside the bra' - but quadroboob is wonderful

Meant to add I sometimes notice it on the "older women" on Strictly, especially once they've been thrown about on the dance floor, and I think "ooh, I wonder when they watch themselves on telly do they see that too?"

Oh really awful thought - back fat - sometimes when I catch sight of my rear view I wonder if I should be wearing another bra- back to front or front to back, rather!!

Pedants please note alternative spellings: quad-boob; quadraboob.