Lil's Bar 4

A most pleasant evening to you also dear phoenix.
my health - well my dear, if health were wealth,
I would not be rich,nor, sleeping in a ditch!
Perhaps a state of in-betwen,
where life is often mean,
But there are many worse,
Who have an empty purse
And have their young to feed
This way does poverty breed!
This world is but a Schoolroom,
with lessons to be learned,
And if we study wisely,
Greater knowledge we shall have earned!

OOops, Where am I?I feel all woozey. No more Monks Nutters fer me Pete!!

Gramps....you will have to take it easy on the 'Monks' try topping it up with lemonade...wouldn't do for me but I don't turn into a poet after a couple

More of an 'artist' Pete?

Oh yeh - it rhymes with "hiss"!

As in - "hiss a jolly good date,mate!

Ella funny you should say that as I'm a dab hand with a paintbrush....the back door is nearly finished now

Oh the dear boy, his talents are endless!

You mean he never finishes what he starts!

Just finished the back door..........Pint please and a half for gramps

...Thank you phoenix you're spot on with your comment
pint large scotch n soda coming up...

I'll get my own then,................. usual please Lil! Large, in a clean glass, not one that's been wiped with gramps' long johns.

...with Lime for Ella please......just had to chase off that Monty Don, he was after the veg patch......perhaps he wanted to be the FULL Monty....

Ooh! Ella and I would have liked that! How dare you chase him away, Pete...

Oh yummmm! Just right, Pete it isn't everyone who remembers my preferences with regard to ice.

Can't stay long, and am keeping my head down a bit after my (ahem) comments on my thread about not being able to get my emails! Somebody suggested using my smart phone, I'm afraid it lead me to rant somewhat.

Toodle pip, all!

Mywah Mywah!

Duh! How come I spelled air kisses wrong!

Naughty step for me, I think, but bed first.

Night all, sweet dreams,

I'll have to leave you to Lil's charms then Pete, will you be ok?
I'm sure she'll have kept something hot for you behind the bar....................

Nite phoenix.....did she leave one in the pump for me Lil?

Ella get them in....the fire is still glowing.....

....All by myself..... is that a song title?.......
Shall we watch the 'Laydees Cricket' on Sky TV.......Lil................LIL..
Maybe not then.........

Pete, Gramps and all the lovely laydees...POGS would love to join you. How about asking her to meet you all in the snug. I'll treat her to a Bacardi breezer...IOU in the honesty box. Trust that you are all misbehaving,

Only just got here myself, soop - goodness knows where the rest of 'em are, although I can hear snoring coming from beneath the snooker table (that'll be Pete!).

POGS is certainly welcome to join us in the snug - the more the merrier (although not too merry as you have to keep your wits about you when gramps is on the rampage loose )

Ana I'm pleased to hear from you. Lil's is such a happy place. As you say, the more the merrier. Hugs to you all.

Hello Soop x
Yes POGS is more than welcome! Lil's is indeed a happy place..it would also be a cleaner place if Ana would only lift a duster now and then...

Watch it, Pete - I have a brand new turbo-charged besom to test-drive and woe betide anyone who gets in my way.....