Lil's Bar 4

Toto leave it!!!

Phoenix ...no.. she's fugged off...oh well....

Right............Ella you can stay!
The rest of you can 'do one' to the Pendant Bar'...or whatever it's called....

Ah, but Galen it would seem that you are new to Lil's Bar (unless of course you have been here before under a different name?) and the ways and meanings of Pete are a wonder to behold!

I would never presume to suggest what he may or may not have meant, he is an enema enigma, to be forever shrouded in mystery.

Or of course it could just be the fug from Gramps combinations being aired in front of the fire.

(I think he may have the rong wird? He meant apeltize!

Just popping before adjourning to my boudoir, and wondering why Pete is referring to orchard fruits in his post of 22.42.44 (I do hope that those aren't anyones less than vital statistics)

Ok!
Oi'll come of the posh stuff,

Gie us a pint of vodka ower kid!

Any chance of a large one please Pete, and if there are any pickled eggs left...............well...give one to Toto, it might stop him humping the table leg for a few minutes.

You're, Pete, you're - I thought phoenix had already drummed that into you....hmm, this job is bigger than I'd thought! I think I'll abandon it and just concentrate on trying to find the cherry in my pint....

...in fact if you wish to put another log on the fire......

...and that apples to 'Barman' Ana.........if your on your own...I could arrange a mixed doubles for you...

Galan I do not answer to 'My man'...I'll forgive you as you are not yet a regular! I am usually known as the 'good looking bloke behind the bar' thank you.

There you are Ana a pint............would you like a cherry with that?

That's my excuse reason too, Tegan - medicinal purposes!

Did someone say cherry brandy ..it's my one weakness....[good for the bronchial tract]

And I'll have a pint of cherry brandy, please, barman!
One has to treat oneself once in a while! Especially when one's on one's own (not like phoenix, who has been seconded to hold the bucket by her Significant Other (one))

Oh yes my man, that would be delightful
One really does enjoy one's cocktail

Very well Ana
Would one like to park one's arse and order one's drink?..

One's Pete, one's....phoenix has entrusted your continuing education to me, and I cannot let that one pass...

Vodka and Orange Galen?

Ones excitement never ends.....

One will probably have ones usual. However one may not be dropping in for it in the short term, as one has duties and responsibilities to ones husband, who has asked for help with his tropicals. One believes that bucket holding may be required.

But don't ask for a cocktail!

So one is doing one.