Lil's Bar 4

Ana

It was her own fault, I told her she needed to wear her knickers something under her fur coat!

She didn't get cold though Ella.....

Lil...Pint please.......

Yes. I heard you, Ella - but she just shook the loo brush at you! What a hussy!

Ella is not a hussy......!!

Perish the thought, Pete! But I'm sure you've come across a few in your time...

Wishful thinking! Looked high and low......

Not low enough obviously!

You laydees seem to be 'in the know' perhaps you could point me in the right direction!!

No Lil they're not talking about you..... Pint..................please!

Pointing men in the right direction is futile, they still miss!

I'll have to leave an IOU tonight as I've over shopped today............large G&T please Lil, slice of lime not lemon thanks.

Depends how large the target is....

Drinks on me Ella....lime...

Whoops! It seems I'm a gooseberry (Lil and 'the fireman)...............

Ella is not a fireman, Pete! Have you lost your bifocals again...?

You can't get a quiet drink in here .................what's Pete been on tonight, usually he doesn't miss a trick
Certainly not me with Lil

One for the road...................Ok.....I'll get it myself .........then I must go home and explain to myself why I just had to buy two pairs of shoes and two pairs of boots today.
Better make it two for the road..........just to keep it equal..........................well I am a Gemini!
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Go on then........make mine a double............

Nice shoes Ella..............and the boots! (Are they steel toe-caps??)

have no idea what you're talking about, missed any goings on tonight.



PS might try to catch up tommow.

Just thought i'd pop in and catch up on any gossip but I'm lost and don't have time to catch up with all the "shenanagins" so will go for a nice quiet day at work and call in to-night.

There was no confusion last night, except by Ana
Ella is not a fireman and she wasn't with Lil In fact ella was on her own..admiring her collection of footwear....
Lil was 'entertaining her own fireman friend!
Hope this clarifies matters.

Quick pint...please Lil.... before the "spelling police" arrive

Thank you Pete, I'm relieved to have my reputation back, untarnished, ............ I never fancied Lil anyway!

Another pint for Pete please Lil and if you've got that fireman's phone number...................I think my fire drill needs reviewing