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soop Wed 02-Jan-13 13:20:08

Mopping sweat from brow. Took best part of the morning to delete dear Mr soop's "pose in tartan" from my album. Thankfully, he's unaware. Whew! grin

Ana Sat 16-Feb-13 20:26:05

grin

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 20:25:07

That's not like you phoenix grin

Anne58 Sat 16-Feb-13 20:23:56

Well, really, gosh!

I really don't know what to say.

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 20:21:34

pogs fifi was a who not a what....grin

Poor pete as lil would say its not what you've got it's how you use it.....grin

Ana Sat 16-Feb-13 20:19:47

What are you on, POGS? grin

My post about Fifi was setting you straight. She was 25 years old.....not 25 inches long!

POGS Sat 16-Feb-13 19:59:58

Ana

Whoops. I thought you were setting me straight as to what Fifi was. blush

Lil did say it would be no use anyway. She said it wasn't hard enough. Sorry Pete.

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 19:52:17

Phew..grin

Ana Sat 16-Feb-13 19:49:18

I think POGS just got the wrong end of the...er...stick, nellie! wink

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 19:44:45

Heard about jumping In with two feet and with an inch to spare but blimey.....eye watering....

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 19:42:49

25 inches where did that come from...?

Pete Sat 16-Feb-13 18:35:51

Bacardi for Pogs......please Lil.........yes another!! grin

POGS Sat 16-Feb-13 18:05:33

Ana Pete

WHAT!!!!! 25 inches. B----y hell, Lil now you know how to mend that broken stool leg. grin

Pete Sat 16-Feb-13 17:51:51

grin

Ana Sat 16-Feb-13 17:46:15

Fifi wasn't the ex, POGS! Fifi was the penis enlarger....keep up at the back! grin

POGS Sat 16-Feb-13 17:42:10

Pete

And she is your ex!!! Was she Fifi La Bonk?

Pete Sat 16-Feb-13 17:34:12

shock
Funnily enough.......I was once told that I needed a penis enlargement (by an ex!) ..........so I did...She was 25 and called Fifi.....grin
Pint..to take out Lil please....

glammanana Sat 16-Feb-13 17:32:39

It was all nice and serene when I came in this morning and now look what is going on I do miss all the good bit's,story of my life.A large brandy will go down well busy day at work and need to relax and put the feet up on this spare chair.grin

soop Sat 16-Feb-13 17:01:17

...best that the boys beware...NellieSmol is on the rampage! wink

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 16:41:53

Have finished the other bag of mini eggs am on a sugar rush now grin

soop Sat 16-Feb-13 16:35:29

NellieSmol You little minx...grin wink

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 16:28:54

Will we oh good I feel dangerous this afternoon grin

Ella46 Sat 16-Feb-13 16:24:03

Oh dear Smol, we'll be in trouble now grin

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 16:13:29

Two mature laydees encounter a flasher showing his all,the first turns to her friend and says what is that he has in his hand,her friend answers and says my dear it it hard to say but it looks like a penis .....but smaller

Ella46 Sat 16-Feb-13 15:36:18

My friend bought a greeting card this week which I think you laydees might appreciate......................On the front, lady looking through very powerful binoculars............."I can just about see your penis now!" grin
shock blush

Sorry Pete and gramps xx

Smoluski Sat 16-Feb-13 14:17:55

confused .....just wondering if mere men have trouble with aiming their little hoses ella how on earth do firemen manage with their very large ones..confused

Only firemen need reply to this ......[nellie walks off muttering difference between dinky toys and tonka toys].....grin

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