Funnily enough.......I was once told that I needed a penis enlargement (by an ex!) ..........so I did...She was 25 and called Fifi..... Pint..to take out Lil please....
It was all nice and serene when I came in this morning and now look what is going on I do miss all the good bit's,story of my life.A large brandy will go down well busy day at work and need to relax and put the feet up on this spare chair.
Two mature laydees encounter a flasher showing his all,the first turns to her friend and says what is that he has in his hand,her friend answers and says my dear it it hard to say but it looks like a penis .....but smaller
My friend bought a greeting card this week which I think you laydees might appreciate......................On the front, lady looking through very powerful binoculars............."I can just about see your penis now!"