Lil's Bar 4

Every time he goes to the self service till in Asda the "unexpected item in the bagging area" alert goes out!

Haha yes it does cause confusion.....but they never spot the tins of red salmon up me sleeve!!!

Salmon and cucumber barmcakes in the games room at half-time Lil, please.

Armadillo and ice ,please Lil......

Yummy!

Easy on the ice for phoenix.....

Thanks, can't stay for long, need to make sure I'm up a bit earlier tomorrow.

Oh, and I don't like cucumber. And if it's the salmon that you had hidden up your sleeve, then I really don't want to know where you stashed the cucumber.

It was a tight squeeze........

Oh dear girls!!! I need a very large drink
I've put a couple of bottles behind the bar for youAna and you phoenix as I think you may feel the same need!

A couple of pints for Pete and gramps as well, can't leave them out!

Cheers Ella
Never look a gift-horse and all that.......

I think there is a need for a Happy Hour soon.....

Pete why don't you call in the Bolthole and root everyone out? That log fire is dying down so the ones who are snoozing will be waking up soon!

when "snoozing"??...most of them are snoring and the rest seem unable to move except for patting their bellies....

Pint please Lil, has gramps been in? Has Lisa left a message?
More questions than answers.....

Ella my dear you are not wrong! Obviously I cant (and wouldn't dare) speak for Ana ! Turbulent times, turbulent times.

Aaaaanyway, I need a bit of bolstering, I've actually had a bit of a result, although it is early days.

(Large armadillo, easy on the ice, maybe a couple of olives on the side) And before you start, Pete, NO we don't need to ask Olive's permission!

I'll thank you not to mention my turbulence in mixed company, phoenix - I've found Rennies extremely helpful .

Yes, Pete, Lisa left a message, but gramps intercepted it and hasn't been seen since....

Glad someone's had a bit of a result phoenix, but I'm not too sure about the bolstering?
Will it be in the cellar?..........with pete or gramps maybe..............do you want us to leave?
Shall I put some more logs on the fire in case you get cold extremities?

Oh heavens! I'm trying to re-invent myself as a shy and retiring "laydeee" but it doesn't seem to be going too well.

(Just nipping out to stem the blood from my ankle, back soon)

Leg shaving accident, probably, Ella - pretend you haven't noticed...

Two squirts of that "plaster" stuff, still running down, bugger.

PS AND it stings! Taken more wine anasthetic to help.

(BRAVE, stiff upper lip emoticon)

Sod! Put a bit of kitchen roll on it, that has stuck to the spray plaster stuff, right mess.

Still, could have been worse.

Right, sorted enough for an armadillo! Large one please, Pete !!

He's gone out to catch some more. May be some time in this snow...

Which of the ingedients is he trying to catch?

By the way, it's gone very quiet downstairs, do you think I should use the opportunity to eat some of my truffle stash?