How wrong can they be?

I do a lot of market researches online to try to earn a little money. Today I did one that worked out my profile.

Suburban Lives
You may have teenage kids still living at home
my children are 28, 24 7 and 4 ...none live full time with us,

or perhaps enjoy spending time with young grandchildren. You also probably have a dog getting under your feet
don't have any pets

in your semi or terraced house. You love collecting things, be it memorabilia or ornaments
collecting means accumulating junk...no way

and you may also enjoy sewing or fishing
can't thread a needle and who in their right minds stands in the cold all day to catch something you can get cleaned and gutted from the supermarket

and regularly playing the lottery. You don’t tend to buy things online
buy online ebay is my favourite store,

but may use the internet to check out flights
I've never flown

and to get insurance quotes. You try to get away from your usual routine when you can
without routine I'd be even loonier than I am

and, if you don't already have one, may be wishing you could buy a caravan so you could hit the road and escape it all with ease. You often pick up a copy of the Star or the Daily Record
never read low quality papers

and dabble in a bit DIY
DH does all that.

You are likely to have a couple of cars parked outside, including perhaps an old banger for one of the kids
we have one car....it's the old banger

Good job this company doesn't do master criminal and murderer profiles