Convincing a lady it is not the end of life having to retire in her late 50's

Oh Kali Love you!

kali

Right!

Frank dear chap.
Please forgive them.
They are extracting the Michael from us.
I'm just going to maintain a dignified silence and suggest you do the same.
PS you are safe in the corner with me.
I promise to be a perfect lady

No! I suspect he's never met real feisty women

Anyone could lose the will to live..................

Yes, but he couldtalk her to an early grave!

And mine, {with a vengeance! Eight arms to two?} he doesn't stand an earthly

My bet's on Kali

But who would win ana?

I'm sure Frank would remain the perfect gentleman at all times, even in a tight corner with Kali...

No, not getting the sporting bit, getting a much worse image You should be ashamed of yourself Kali stuck in that private corner with Frank. what will you get up to next?

It's about time he had someone in his corner.
Seconds Away!
I don't expect any of you ladies to get the sporting terminology.

I'm sure Frank will think that's the most sensible response to his OP yet, Kali!

Kali

kali

Just a thought - won't living halfway up the hill help her to keep fit - whichever way she goes. Heavens, she might mange to get to 65!!

kali - genius

kali

Frank I think you are simply an interfe interested and chivalrous gentleman. Pay no attention to some of these replies they are obviously missing a steadying male influence in their lives. As this lady is getting on in years I think it's an excellent idea she moves to a bungalow. You could also suggest she puts some money aside for one of those souped-up mobility scooters (I love the metallic British Racing Green ones) and invests in a ramp and a large walk-in shower with grab rails at the new bungalow. If she uses her money wisely she will have everything to hand when she enters her dotage on turning 60.
I can tell you were a Boy Scout by your ability to think ahead and Be Prepared.

Or even a fantasy figure ?

Is this 'lady' a figment of his imagination?

And good at ducking and diving when the going gets tough or the "little ladies" answer back........