Lil's Bar 5

Ohhh, an orgy? I'm always up for the odd village orgy..'specially on a Saturday night. Darts versus billiards

Ana...have you upset Goose......

I think it must have been an orgy, Goose

I'm gonna surrender to the Farmers Arms now, don't feel too welcome here:-( night all

In the back room........

bloody 'ell, where's Lil hiding?

Pint please Lil........

Not me phoenix ....a gentleman never tells

The old goat is barred ....are you on the run again tonight?.... [

Hello Ms phoenix - not so much nasturtiums as chrysanthememums..The goat was barred but I haven't been - yet ...just going though m'am...(cringe)

Well, I never did, who is casting nasturtiums about me?

And I thought that goat had been barred.

Can I borrow the cracked glass, with its very interesting smudges? I'll rinse it through and bring it back tomorrow night....where's Gramps? g'night Pete ....'I'm Burlington Bertie'......

OK Goose....watch Fred's goat....it starts acting up in the cold weather !

that Phoenix bird is pretty firey stuff, so I hear. Right Pete, I'll just knock this back, then wander on down to the Farmers Arms...

Everything in here is well oiled..
No Match of the day on telly, so I'm at a loose end tonight......Phoenix has tired me out, so maybe a lock-in is required...

half sweet and half dry sherry please. Has someone oiled the hinges on the kitchen window? No probs, I've brought me own straw.

Fantasy Island Goose....don't worry about it Sweet or dry sherry? (don't forget NO straws)

Ah, everyone's gone to the Isle of Wight for the weekend?

On a tropical island......

Thank you Pete, you're soooo kind. A pint of sherry please, oh and whatever else everyone else wants (within reason of course). Where is everyone else?

You're welcome Goose.... in fact you can buy a round of drinks....how's that....

(whisper) Hello, can I come in....please? I promise I'll be good:-)

bugger

Well ! [blush) at Pete !!!

Don't we all! But that's not a chip. It's a whole tree trunk!