Lil's Bar 5

"There's an old mill by the stream, Nellie Dean"

New Bar?

HELLO? Anybody there
(Bang bang......)

"Where we used to sit and dream, Nellie Dean"..

Thank goodness the bar is opening again, I was getting withdrawal symptoms!

Opening night offer (according to Lil)....free drinks all round until the first person falls over

Pies and hotpot will also be available if Nellie gets her act together later.

Cheers

Lil has taken on a very nice young man called Willy, who is going to give her a hand down below in the cellar, so she will be spending time showing him the way to do it change the barrels, today.

She doesn't want to be disturbed (well, not by Pete or gramps ), so leave your money as if in her drawers behind the bar.

Lil says Willy is great!

Shouldn't lil be giving willy a hand? .......after all he is a trainee

If that is the case no doubt pete will be wanting learn on the job.....

I think Willy is going to be on the job for quite a while

Smoluski.....Do you fancy giving me a hand...

...still need a hand to put up the big screen!! More football on this week

Every time I drop in here there is football on?? enough to turn a girl to drink on second thoughts make mine a large one !!

The more I have to drink the better the ball will look on the screen.

Glam....It's only on tonight, tomorrow and Thursday...Oh.. and all weekend

Large one was it...

Don't worry, glamma - when Pete's out of the way we'll re-tune the TV to Embarrassing Bodies....

Ana you wimen laydees can have the portable telly in the snug....

Does Willy have to work a week in hand?

...So it was only one week!

Is there anything I should know about from Lil's Bar 4 (I was away last night) or have I got to go furtling about and actually read it?

phoenix, furtling is always good

Yes - better out than in!

Phoenix sure you don't mean work willy in hand for a week

Nowt wrong with that......

I can't think to what you may refer!

Furtling with willy ..phoenix ..

An now I understand phoenix you have had a traumatic day with tweezers and magnifying glass.....now may I make a suggestion ,do you think perhaps pete may have a good use for a x10 magnifying mirror .....and a redundant pair of tweezers.....or perhaps willy may have a use for them .....