Lil's Bar 5

No...she's an odd woman....uses a lot of hand signs...

Pint please Lil..............See! another hand sign.

Hmm...I notice she's not talking to you, though....

Ana.......................Nellie is the sleeping partner...Lil runs the pub! That's why I'm talking to Lil
Help yourself to scratchings...

Why are you talking to Lil, Pete? I thought she was just your a sleeping partner? Anyway, we get enough erudite nonsense on other threads - can't be doing with it in here as well...

Pint of barley wine please, and a packet of pork scratchings! (as long as they're not gramps' nail-clippings)

Lil.....I once had an erudite conversation......he told me to plead guilty..

Pint please....

What you always get in here, phoenix!

A Cock and bull story....

Well, I pop in here for a bit of culture and erudite conversation and what do I get?

Oh Smollie You never disappoint!

Oh lord take away the pain...but can you leave the swelling..

Right I'm off for training.....See you later.....

Yes, but Lil would only want to 'apply' one to the winner...

But surely, only the loser would need a splint?

Would the splint be embossed with 'Puller of the Year'?

I meant as a pub challenge Ana.

Lil would only apply the splint to the winner. Lucky Lil

Put my name down for the hoopla and Lisa pulling with a willy..... Prop hold up...as long as the washing is dry I'll give it a go!

Lil could?

Do you know something we don't, POGS...?

Lil could go for the triathlon.

Lorry pulling with a willy.

Hoopla.

How much washing can your clothes prop hold up.

Free beer and a splint for the winner.

Or a clothes prop?

What a vision

Still laughing at Pete being used as a hoopla

OK POGS, Just let me get rid of these bricks.....

Was it Young's modulus we used to measure tensile strength?
Another pint please, all this exercise is making me thirsty!